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Simonyan

It's my surname
My last name is Simonyan
by Akajsi May 6, 2024
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Simon

A boy, who believes he is the smartest in the world. He is a frequent user of mansplaining. He looks like a paedophile and a jew. He is not, but that is how he looks.
Any girl ever: "Simon, once mansplained mansplaining to me"
by Krallemilla May 21, 2024
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Simoned

Simoned is the act of bringing your child or your children on a first date or a late night meetup for casual sex.

A Simon is a guy who sees no problem with this.... "I don't care... if a chick's kid is watching us, it's no different than their pets". A true Simon gets down no matter when, where or what. Kids, pets, grandparents, neighbors, they all have no effect on a Simon when he has his laser sights are set on the poon!
Man...I was so Horney the other night...I Simoned this chick at the crack Ambassador Motel on 50. Her 3 yo kid was passed out on the bed next to us. After I finished (about 7 minutes later) I told her I was leaving and she got upset because she came all the way out there and brought her son too, she was like: "I thought we were gonna chill together for a bit".

Simon: "B#@!H This aint no stay-cation....I got what I needed... I'm out"

She got SIMONED 100!!
by Skin Hitter July 10, 2024
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Simolean

An early twentieth century slang term for dollar
Plural: Simoleans
The term is more known for its use in the series The Sims as a currency
"I found some poor sap's wallet on the sidewalk yesterday. It was filled to the brim with simoleans!"
by Y0uL00kNic3Tod4y September 10, 2024
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Simon Cowell

People I hate most!:

You!

Myself!

Simon FUCKING Cowell!
by TheWhiteClone October 7, 2024
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sicopath

A sicopath is a cross between a sicophant: someone who seeks to win favor with flattery, and a sociopath: someone with acute disregard for the rights and feelings of others. People who kiss up to Donald Trump, himself a narcissist (if not also a sociopath) for purposes of political appointment or advancement, with near no qualifications, integrity, or ability, willing to carry out his agenda over what is best, are sicopaths.
Matt Gaetz, Margorie Taylor Greene J.D. Vance and Robert F. Kennedy Jr. are perfect examples of sicopaths who know or should know Trump is evil, and yet spread his lies and promote his agenda in the interest of acquiring power thru him.
by ribick November 22, 2024
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simoen

sherm ass cunni boy wit edatin matchin pfp's
jordan: yo simoen jvc so bad
simo: can't
everyone in gc: #beenknowin he edatin
by cunny boy November 24, 2024
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