roast dinner sex

some people like food and sex.
roast dinner sex is the perfect comprimise.
it involves roast dinner being eaten/licked off a torso. proceeded by crazy ass sex. the whole works, yorkshire puddings, sprouts, beef and most importantly lashings of gravy.

hey dude i had such great roast dinner sex today

by craigabc1234 May 30, 2008

roastie toastie

When a roast potato is stuffed up someones ass and then left there for more than 4 hours. Some like to use butter as lubricant, or even jam.

Hey Janet! Wanna try a roastie toastie? I hear they're delicious!

by thatraddudelad January 27, 2017

roast beef drapes

The long wrinkled slivers of skin hanging from the center of the vagina of a loose bitch, in which looking like roast beef slices.

Nigger: Hey mayne, that was some bad pussy eatin' last night!

Bitch: Good shit?

Nigger: hell no bitch! Them roast beef drapes slapped me in the face!

by whores July 2, 2008

roasting a marshmallow

When you know a girl is allergic to something and you put it in her vagina anyway.

I knew she was allergic to Big Red, but I stuck a piece of it in her and I was roasting a marshmallow.

by Marsmallow roaster November 29, 2006

English Roast

To humorously mock or humiliate someone with a well-timed joke, diss or comeback, in an English accent.

Think of an insult add the word bloody and a bit of cockney and you have an English Roast.

by krosem August 4, 2008

flog a mega deadly roost

To leave somewhere that sucks, usually a party.

Dude, this is lame, lets flog a mega deadly roost.

by kennah October 3, 2004

Rooster Corralling

When a pack of desperate and horny girls go out to the bars/clubs/supermarkets and try to round up "take-out cock" All they wanna do is get a group of young men/boys/the elderly drunk and take them back to their apartment and screw them. The gilrs are not pretty and you shoud run for your life should you be caught in one of their corrals.

Rick: Dude Bro, I was minding my own business at the circle K last night right? And then all these chicks encircled me and I couldn't escape. I was stuck between them with a buncch of other scared and flustered dudes.

Spence: Dude! You got stuck in a rooster corralling attampt last night! Did you get away?

Rick: No. No I didn't. It was dark, damp , and smelly in there.

Spence: Sucks Bro.

by JoMD March 29, 2010