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Retard Speed

(N) Like retard strength, possessed by the mentally handicapped and can be used in dire situations, such as when they escape shock therapy and are being chased by the nurse and hospital workers.
Forest Gump's retard speed made him a famous All-American football player
by bellantone June 12, 2016
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running on retard

When a lack of sleep/ energy causes a fully functional adult to 'zone-out', become forgetful or impatient, and possibly run in to furniture/ walls.
EXAMPLE:

'Why are you staring at the oven? You've been there for 5 minutes and haven't moved...'
'Sorry, I'm running on retard. Kitty kept me up with her fussiness last night... Didn't sleep a wink.'
EXAMPLE:
Walking out the front door and realizing you forgot your keys, then walking back inside only to forget what you went inside for until you try to lock the front door... AGAIN.
by TaTa Bondage January 17, 2011
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retard stache

The disorder where some retards have sweet mustaches at early ages
Student 1: Yo that kid has a sweet stache

Student 2: He's had it since 5th grade he has retard stache
by Dank McPot February 4, 2014
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retard valley

the stupid ass place my boyfriend made up last spring (yes it is as retarded as is sounds) in glassboro nj
let’s go hang at retard valley!
by jlips910 March 3, 2020
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Extraordinarilly retarded

Being extraordinarilly retarded is being very fucking dumb it is extraordinary. Your whole fucking brain is in a mess.
Matthew:"Holy shit that guy on the quiz was so extraordinarilly retarded!"
Jesse:"Yea what the actual fuck."
by Savakiri63 April 6, 2020
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Retard Convention

1. In literal terms, a group of mentally handicapped people in a room or area.
2. In figurative terms, a gathering of a bunch of fucking morons to talk about their idiotic ideals.
"Hey dude are you going to go to that G-Eazy concert?" "No! I'm not going to that retard convention! It's a waste of time.
by DJmemestar July 27, 2016
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Half Retard

Someone who is stupid to the extent of haveing one-too-many chromosomes, but phenomenomely has no genetic or mental diseases to give the person the excuse for being so goddamn stupid.
There are alot of Half Retards on this site. So how about instead of bitching tell me how to correctly spell phenomenomely in a creative degraading way.
by Madd Jester December 16, 2004
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