Ring rage; similar to a night after vindaloo 'bum burn', however, much more angry and persistent. Comes after a fire poo.
by Ring rage November 07, 2015
When one gets to a level of anger, that the only course of action is to perform fellatio upon the nearest male genitalia.
"THIS GAME SUCKS SO BAD!!!!! MAKES ME WANNA RAGE-BLOW!!!!" (ferociously begins performing oral relations)
by Olvar January 19, 2022
by moonlightaffair July 01, 2010
The result of drinking too many kalimotxo's when the drinker becomes enraged with everyone and everything around them.
Alex definitely kalimotxo raged last night- she said fuck you to everyone and then threw cereal bowls at a wall...for an hour.
by Candy-mane March 17, 2013
Here we are again
Meeting face to face
Don't avert your eyes
Take your final breath
Live through all my pain
In your final night
Abandoned, forgotten, awoken tonight
I'm salvaged and broken and raging inside
Scrapped into pieces like breaking a mind
My salvaged heart, my salvaged life
Now disassembled, mangled halves
The decades fade, the blueprints die
With my ambition's all I have
My salvaged rage
My salvaged rage
To end you
There you go again
Digging up the past
Watch your every step
It's a dangerous game
When you go around
Waking up the dead
Abandoned, forgotten, restored for tonight
And dying to make up for all the lost time
When I'm done, yeah, nobody leaves here alive
My salvaged heart, my salvaged life
Now disassembled, mangled halves
The decades fade, the blueprints die
With my ambition's all I have
My salvaged rage
My salvaged rage
To end you
My salvaged rage
My salvaged rage
To end you
Meeting face to face
Don't avert your eyes
Take your final breath
Live through all my pain
In your final night
Abandoned, forgotten, awoken tonight
I'm salvaged and broken and raging inside
Scrapped into pieces like breaking a mind
My salvaged heart, my salvaged life
Now disassembled, mangled halves
The decades fade, the blueprints die
With my ambition's all I have
My salvaged rage
My salvaged rage
To end you
There you go again
Digging up the past
Watch your every step
It's a dangerous game
When you go around
Waking up the dead
Abandoned, forgotten, restored for tonight
And dying to make up for all the lost time
When I'm done, yeah, nobody leaves here alive
My salvaged heart, my salvaged life
Now disassembled, mangled halves
The decades fade, the blueprints die
With my ambition's all I have
My salvaged rage
My salvaged rage
To end you
My salvaged rage
My salvaged rage
To end you
by EvyVR October 21, 2023
When you're trying to wipe after taking a big poop but you just keep wiping poop and get so angry at the thought of you having to wipe so much that you wipe harder and faster; enough to make your butt hole bleed.
"Dude, I just took the biggest dump this morning and it felt so good but my arm is killing me now."
"Your arm? Why?"
" It was so messy and it wouldn't go away and it caused me to rage wipe for about 15 minutes."
"Your arm? Why?"
" It was so messy and it wouldn't go away and it caused me to rage wipe for about 15 minutes."
by NotsosMom December 20, 2017
by Bolkbich September 29, 2013