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Lame Whining Wanking Poser

Adj. This type of person is not worth describing, but does wastes oxygen and space. Hence, creating the phrase, 'Waste of Space.' Acronym: L.W.W.P. For a boss: it is the ass kissing, dick licking, cum guzzling, ball handling, employee who resides in the boss's ass 24/7. For a self definition: See Philip . For a visual, see PeeWee Herman. For advice, see Tiger Woods. The best Punishment was a public event: See B.C, (Before Christ) Stoned to Death. For Judgement: See GOD!

L: LOSER LONER
W: WUSSY WEEPING
W: WHORE WHIPPED
P: PIMP PUSSY
Lame Whining Wanking Posers are always found hitting on unhappy married people. The unhappy married people who commit adultery with the Lame Whining Wanker Poser become the same low class of Lame Whining Wanker Poser.
by TYPEW November 22, 2010
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The Slut Pose™

When a girl thinks she's slim thick by sucking in her stomach and popping out her flat chest and flat ass. Her body literally looks like the letter S.
"Aye, did you see this pic Nicole sent me?"
"Nah man, she lookin' like the 19th letter of the alphabet."
"Nigga, she ain't doin' The Slut Pose™."
by Renzom July 31, 2017
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Mexican Panty Poser

Mexican panty poser is a Mexican drag queen or Mexican transgender.
Damn you see that Mexican Panty Poser on stage. His package is showing.
by BMFOTP February 12, 2019
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Shit Pussy Posse

A prison gang. Originating in the federal prison system, it’s membership is comprised only of individuals who have known the pleasure of a mahn’s ahnus. It is said to have a 2-Man commission, much like the Aryan Brotherhood, and membership is for life. The phrase “Mud in, Mud Out” is used, indicating that the only way in and the only way out, is through that shit pussy.
Don’t use that shower, it belongs to the Shit Pussy Posse
by Gaysofthunder69 June 30, 2019
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One Man Army Pose

The dubstep act of 1 man stuffing an armies worth of military might into a woman’s vagina and making them all fire at the same time.
Bro I totally one man army pose’d her last night
by DankMan36k October 26, 2019
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Poser

A person who pretends to be something they aren't
Jessica B!!! Not Jessica W!!!
GoD sHe Is So PiSsEd OfF aT mE!!!!!!
by Britttany April 3, 2003
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Poser

ok somone who trys to be somone there no just so they can look kool or fit in with a cretain group....awww and can people please stop saying punks are posers cuz its not true ok some may be but stop sterotyping all punks as posers PLEASE its so not true

and people who are white n pretend to be black its so annoying you are what you are we are all equal no matter wat colour we are dont get me wrong it just annoys me wen people do that, pretend to b sumthin there not
poser - they really love pop but pretennd to love rap to fit in
by who cares who i am December 28, 2005
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