Anti Slag Lock

When a girl is too tight to have sex

We went to have sex but her 'Anti Slag Lock' didn't let me inside her.

by GrannyShagger September 19, 2021

Clock Locking

The illusion of time going incredibly slow generally caused by locking eye contact with a clock.

Sophie: "Seriously, this has been the slowest hour of my life"
Rob: "Stop clock locking yourself"

by trebortron June 5, 2013

Lock or get clocked

Get it together or get slapped

Yo bro you gotta lock or get clocked my guy.

by BibloSwaggins April 21, 2025

Lock

To fight.

You trynna lock?

by kid03 November 29, 2018

Tiffany Has A Lock 🔐 Heart (Latinx): The First Juvenile Release.

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscess.

Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Tiffany Has A Lock 🔐 Heart (Latinx): The First Juvenile Release.

by Maternal-Fetal-Medicine February 10, 2025

Broken Lock in the Bathroom

The lock on the stall door of a bathroom in a public place is broken of gone

There is a broken lock in the bathroom
Someone walked in on me using the bathroom because of the broken lock in the bathroom

by [Stupid Person] May 4, 2018

Turd lock

A turd or piece of turd caught in a lock of hair typically an animal.

Aw shit the cat has another turd lock

by Mushishi February 23, 2020