smartie bar

the sweet nothing that one may whisper over textual message, while stronly under the influence of alcohol or drugs.

"oh you so silly, hit me with another cross street smartie bar."

by Kinsey-Loo March 12, 2009

Bar Porn

Aggressive make-out sessions in a venue serving alcohol. Most appropriately this term is used in a bar or pub that is at capacity and in which the partakers in 'bar-porn' are highly visible and often made into a spectacle.

Not to be outdone by Smashley's display of bar porn, Jen engaged Jim, turning the already vulgar display of bar porn into a rampant, alcohol-fueled bar orgy.

by D-Fresh_Muschomp December 20, 2010

Dun Bar

to literally not bother in any scenario

"terry dun bar to text me back"

by billythepipes May 2, 2014

Crunch Bar

A girl that looks like the back of a crunch bar when she cakes makeup over her acne.

girl 1: this bitch be lookin like a crunch bar

girl 2: ew I know right

acne

by Babycakes066 December 6, 2015

Foley Bar

a bar where old, creepy, possibly Senatoial gay men hang out.

Young gay 1: This bar is dead. Want to head to _______?
Young gay 2: Ewww, no. It's a total Foley bar... but we'll probably get free drinks, so why not.

by verticalQ January 19, 2008

Bar Stool

When your cock is so enormous that a chick can only fit the head inside of her as she tries to ride you, and you can then have some fun by spinning her around on it like a barstool.

This bitch was so too tight to fuck properly, so I decided to give her a spin on the ol' Bar Stool.

by Michael Gargiulo May 14, 2005

nutty bar

Slang for a log of shit.

I squatted over Wanda's chest and pressed a massive nutty bar along the axis of symmetry of her body.

by Joaquim August 27, 2005