thunder muff

When you pull a girl's panties down and there's an explosion of pubic hair due to complete lack of grooming

When I pulled down her panties her thunder muff looked like my moms hair from the 80s.

by Courtmalgieri June 12, 2014

The Muffalo

When going down on a girl till she reaches the point of pleasure, where the only sound that comes out of her mouth is a deep grunt (resembling that of a buffalo).

I finally got my boyfriend to try the Muffalo on me.

by Snatch master 7 August 10, 2017

tangoly muffens

mango flavored muffins

yo i like these overrated tangoly muffens!

by BottomDop February 20, 2022

deep sea muff diving

Deep Sea Muff Diving: Water is wet and deep, so is your bitch's pussy. When you go muff diving on your woman's pussy, her cum is vast just like the ocean sea.

"Get yo towel bitch, cuz I'm goin deep sea muff diving' in yo great sea of pink."

"Im'a git my snorkel before I be deep sea muff divin' in that pink pussy !"

by J-Lez September 23, 2021

Muff It

When a female decides to not shave her pubic hair.

Guy: "Hey honey let's jump in the shower and you can give the ol' va jay jay a trim" Girl:" Naw, I think i'm gonna muff it this week"

by akendall February 21, 2009

Muff Cabbage

- adjective (Slang: Vulgar.
Muff Cabbage - muhf kab-ij
1. A term coined by the Jersey Shore which in context refers to an unpleasant smelling vagina. In reference of the odor emitted by cooked cabbage.
2. Someone who acts or repeats something so obnoxiously that it can't be tolerated anymore.

Snooki: Don't call my man orange! You're nothing but a muff cabbage!

by Gianna Da Vinci October 19, 2010

muffet

A buffet in a strip club.

muffet

by tokyod July 1, 2010