Stick It In a Muffin

Stick it in a muffin (also phrased "place it in a muffin") basically means shut up, stop, yeild, do not continue...

Brittany: "Hey did I tell you about my date with Brad?!"
Lucille: "About a million times. Please, stop talking about Brad."
Brittany: "So, we went out to the movies, and-"
Lucille: "Gosh, Brittany, STICK IT IN A MUFFIN ALREADY!"

by kel z the super saur February 4, 2009

Crusty Muffin

To eat a girl out. As in oral sexual intercourse with a female. Commonly related to a "muff dive".

Matt:"Dude, I totally ate a crusty muffin last night!"
Kevin:"Really, was it warm, fresh and tasty? Did you spell out the alphabet??"

by Matt (Crusty Muffin Man) June 2, 2007

fudge muffin

A phrase used in place of the "F" word. Originaly invented by Sean Kirkpatrick (age 12) in 2005. This phrase has become very popular in the western United States

"What the fudge muffin are you doing to my girlfriend?!"

by fudgy000 February 6, 2008

zorch muffin

when you suck the jelly from a donut then fart inside of it and feed it to someone

that retard totally just devoured a zorch muffin

by steezie4twizzie September 24, 2009

Muffin-Hips

Where there is an excess of flab around the hip area. Extreme muffin hips will hang over one's trousers.

WoW!! they are sweet muffin-hips!!!!

by Graham Hamilton A.K.A G$tar January 16, 2009

Ear Muffin

Something unappatizing/stupid. Afterall, who wants a muffin made of ears?

You did WHAT?! God, your such an ear muffin.

by I am not a prep September 27, 2005

Chode Muffin

Whipping a fat dick (tim warchols) in a sandwich and then getting someone to eat the entire thing while a 2nd person cummed all over the sandwich, (confusing the person eating it with salad dressing.)

"Dude,kochs mom ate the whole chode muffin yesturday!"

by D.Shea February 24, 2005