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Mountain Lakes

Mountain Lakes is a beautiful town full of rich white people. There are a handful of asians and jews, but basically no black or hispanic people.

Sports are number one in Mountain Lakes. Everybody plays two sports for most of their childhood. One of those sports must be lacrosse. The other is usually swimming or soccer.

It's called Mountain LAKES because there are lakes all over town that kids swim in during the summer and skate on in the winter. Birchwood and Island Beach are the main summer hangouts.

The public schools are really good.

Since it is a small town, gossip flies at the speed of light. By midday, every one of your friends will have known what you did last night.

Lakers love their town and have extreme patriotism to ML. If asked to choose two colors, the first ones that come to mind will no doubtably be blue and orange.

Don't judge Lakers. They get better when they grow up.
Mountain Lakes is located in New Jersey.
by shoesforafrica January 1, 2012
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Snake Mountain

1. Evil lair of Skeletor, nemesis of He-Man.

2. Another name for Casa de Barnes (see Casa de Barnes), evil lair of Andreas Barnez (see Andreas Barnez)
by Brad February 26, 2004
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Mountain Ridge High School

Formerly Beall and Westmar. In Frostburg, MD AKA the burg. Two laid back schools come together to make an institutionalized conservative prison. The students are all cool usually, football is the shit and the ridge isn't nearly as stupid as Ft. Hill or Alco
The women at the mountain ridge high school are fine as hell and the guys are cool and laid back, but all the teachers and principals make me wanna start a riot, given a chosen few. Lucky i got shit to look forward to on friday nights and parties or i wouldnt be their.

Wait i dont have it as bad as those fags from cumberland.
by Just waitin for college October 13, 2008
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Mondays

(1) Hittin the bowl first- Being the first to smoke the weed!
Joey, it's your weed, so you can have mondays.
by Schriar September 6, 2008
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mountain oyster

most likely originated in Australia or new Zealand, due to one of the main livestock being a sheep

A sheep's testicles
You can't eat mountain oysters...unless you're into that.
by ikayama October 10, 2004
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Mountain Dew

Originally, a euphemism for moonshine, 'shine or corn licker. Now thanks to mass merchandising the name of a popular soft drink. Gives a whole different meaning to do the Dew.
Revenuers are on their way, best hide the Mountain Dew.
by dewd November 17, 2005
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broke back mountain

an over rated movie featuring two gay sheep herders...thats right people not cowboys. as if it matters, the movie was shitty either way. two hours of akward man sex and sheep don't make for a good cinematic experience.
gay kid who is not yet out of the closet- i wish i was a sheep herder...
straigt kid- so you went to see "broke back mountain"
by aloona January 24, 2007
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