Joshie Monster

Name of our Lord and saviour

THERES JOSHIE MONSTER Said Sam
LETS TALK ABOUT FORTNITE TO HIM Said James

by Swansey November 11, 2021

monster mashed

When ur absolutely fucked on bevs

“Yo John u good” nah Mate I’m monster mashed”

by Yehyehnah December 6, 2020

Monster cock

The biggest not fake Pussy pounding cock on the planet

He take he’s monster cock and tries to fit it all the way into my tight pussy

by Mimi’s mom July 15, 2021

slong monster

girl has a bigger pennis than you.

i met a slong monster last night

by cptsnowblow March 6, 2018

Lunch monster

The lunch monster is the thing that lingers around hell hole office spaces. It’s the thing you blame when people go out to lunch and never return to work ever again.

Guy 1: Dude where is Jim?
Guy 2: He got eaten by the “lunch monster” two days ago, but that fucker had some decency this time and regurgitate him. He now works at the big shiny tower in the city and makes bank.

by Phaedrus3rd August 26, 2019

flappy monster

The external lips of a woman's vagina.

Her flappy monster really opened up when I went down on her.

by nuetron November 27, 2020

Sauce Monster

Natural predator of the sauce (alcohol); an alcoholic.

Man! I saw Ms. Mac had those little hotel liquer bottles in her desk. I didn't know she was a total sauce monster.

by Deekmeister March 11, 2011