mental spanking

When a person, usually a woman with love in her heart, plays with your soul just gently enough to slap it hard with a wooden spoon.

I love a good mental spanking, but it can take a while to appreciate. I pity the fool who was the me until this epiphany.

by jasonSkeen July 30, 2023

The Mystek Mentality

When you think that’s everyone owes you 10$ for some strange reason. Pointing fingers all the time, and never taking responsibility for your own actions.

Man : “I think you should cash app me a couple bucks for a couple 99 banana shooters, you owe me!”

Woman : “Shut up Jerry, you’ve got The Mystek Mentality”

by davudMendez69 January 31, 2024

Bakal Mentality

Bakal mentality is when a person dedicates his entire social life for bringing chaos and misery on his friends and/or acquaintances. Notable actions that often happen by this person include: opening up old wounds, making people who dislike or even hate each other talk to each other, referencing annoying ass pop culture references that are completely retarded and random acts of chaos just to see someone react. Often times this mentality is attributed to autism, but while autism usually stems from birth due to atypical brain organization, bakal mentality always stems from low intelligence and a burning desire to get rid of all existing friends so the person can kill him self and die alone.

Person 1: hey dude remember that girlfriend that cheated on you and then left you with no explanation, making you depressed for months?

Person 2: yeah, why?

Person 1: i invited her to your birthday party next week.

Person 2: fucking bakal mentality, kill your self you ass.

by Dan mayor June 14, 2024

Mental Health Problems

Mental health problems are problems with mental health. Duh.

"Among Us is fun!"
"You have mental health problems."

by AstroDoge April 30, 2022

Mentally blocked

When you really hate someone and wanna block them but they don’t hate you and you don’t want to seem rude, so you imagine that you blocked them to make yourself feel better.

That guy is now mentally blocked

by Lucinda is Lit July 18, 2020

Stover mentality

Pedo mentality

Some1: yo did u hear *person* has stover mentality

Y/n: oh shit rlly

by Fvckingagoat March 29, 2022

mentor mentality

To purposefully ignore other solutions to a problem while actively choosing the worst solution.

I can't believe that guy just removed this fun feature instead of changing it, he's literally the creator of mentor mentality.

by yeahloliguess September 10, 2021