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maths

a torture method used on children 5 days a week. Sometimes on weekends as well.
I hate maths!
I don't understand maths.
by HelloKittyLover66 October 26, 2022
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Math

Math makes me wanna kms
by Canucks_Nation7 December 5, 2017
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Maths

A concept created by some arabic twats to piss off the entirety of human kind.
Person 1: What's your opinion on Maths?
Person 2: ...
Person 1: Erm, hel-
Person 2: WHAT THE FUCK, IS THE POINT IN INCINERATING CHILDREN'S BRAINS CELLS, TO LEARN A TOPIC, THAT'S FLAWED ANYWAYS?!?!
Person 1: Bro chill! Tf does that even mean anyways, maths isn't flawed.
Person 2: Watch fucking Veritasium on youtube. Bro literally destroys the concept of maths with a vid titles, "there is a hole at the bottom of Math".

*post watching vid*
Person 1: ......FUU-
by Punjabi Peanut June 21, 2023
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Math

Number one way of killing all of your brain cells
"Hey John, wake up!"
*John is dead due to math killing all of his brain cells and pronouncing him brain-dead*
by Kil Yosef May 29, 2018
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menstrual math

counting the days to your period to determine whether you will have it for some important event (vacation, date, etc).
girl 1: Ready for our all-girl cruise next month?
girl 2: Yes! I just did some menstrual math, and I won't have my period until we get back!"
by BillieGoat June 12, 2013
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Math Camp

A place where book smart people go but they have no other smarts than math
Person 1: What are you doing over the summer

Person 2: Im going to math camp
by PlCkLeRlcK March 8, 2023
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Math

Math
Math is like an STD, it starts out as just a pain, but then it festers into this horrible disease which you can't even understand let alone do anything about.
A) Elementary School: This adding shit is easy, but annoying as fuck
B) Middle School: Ugh equations n shit, man this is so much worse than elementary school
c) High School: Fuck man, all this trigonometry, sin cos bullshit, polar coordinates and shit, this pretty hard
d) College: WTF, FUCK THIS STUPID CALCULUS FINDING THE THIRD INTEGRAL OF A IMPLICIT FUNCTION FUCK THAT I DON'T GET SHIT FUCK
e) Advanced College: MAN I THOUGHT CALC WAS BAD, FUCK THIS LINEAR ALGEBRA, VECTORS IN THE 8th DIMENSION SHIT MAN, AT LEAST CALC I COULDS SEE WHAT THE FUCK I WAS DOING, NOW I'm JUST FUCK A NUMBER IN THE ASS AND THEN SOMEHOW FIGURING OUT SOME OTHER GAY SHIT
d) Graduate School and Beyond: This theoretical physics man... this ain't even math.. all I'm doing is making up some shit, using a couple numbers and getting paid, if only I had known math was going to be this easy before.
Math is a horrible thing.
by Annieeeeeeeeeeeeeeee May 16, 2020
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