Friendly Maggot

When you want to call someone or something a faggot but can't due to the people around you.

In an elevator
Barry: "Did you see Johnny last night with his light-up t-shirt?"
Larry: "Yeah what a f-(everybody looks at him) friendly maggot"

Barry and Larry inside joke.
(Watching some guy do handstands on the beach while sitting with his friends)
Barry: "You know Larry, i think that guy is the friendliest of maggots I have ever seen"
Larry: "I concur Barry"
(Friends looks at them quizzically)

by YourFriendlyNeighbourhoodCynic October 28, 2012

Bitch maggot

A dog with a lot of maggots in its ass

My dog is a bitch maggot

by Mrfeminest February 10, 2017

Pharry Magones

/ˈfari'ma'gəʊnz/

A portmanteau of the names Harry Maguire and Phil Jones. Used as a derogatory term for a person that is useless at football.

"That player can't even make a simple pass. He's a Pharry Magones, he is!"

by Matt Windle poet October 14, 2020

stinkums magoo

This is when someone who you really don't expect to fart a lot actually does #fart a ton.

Can also refer to someone who, you wouldn't expect their farts to be bad, but actually they're an abomination to the senses.

warold hörstler: bro, you fuck with larry's sister? she got some nicers.
jiminy glick: dudestein she a stinkums magoo.
warold hörstler: whatchu mean, son?
jiminy glick: brozilla one time i was hiding under the sofa trying to catch a glimpse and whatnot, and all a sudden, i'm blastit wif like some da nastiest odeurs i ever face in my life.
warold hörstler: sick!
jiminy glick: smell like someone take a dumpski in a bag a doritos and seal it up and then roast it at 450 degs, namsayin?
warold hörstler: sick!

by trilliam turdsworth May 2, 2022

Katie Fluffy Magoo

Hairy Vagina, and or Queef Rocket

Sam: Hey wanna go see the game?

Jude: No, Sorry Man I'm gonna go get me some KATIE FLUFFY MAGOO

by mackernandcheese March 30, 2011

Your Grandmothers Maggot Cheese

Is a phrase to describe the vile stench of a specific odour which comes from expired processed foods, such as old potato chips. This phrase could also be used to describe a mushy and slightly moist substance. Specifically if a strand of hair is present within the mushy and moist substance.

"Hey Chris! have a whiff of these chips I bought from the vending machine!"
"WTF! That smells like Your Grandmothers Maggot Cheese"
"talk about gross!"

*Eating Lunch
"Eww! I found a hair in my food!"
"Wow! talk about Your Grandmothers Maggot Cheese"

by Meistro69 March 17, 2014

maggot

some one who is a big e nuf fan of slipknot to call them shelvs maggots

me:do u like slipknot
wannabe:yes
me:r u a maggot
wannabe:no
me:then ur not a fan but i am a maggot

by pimp daddy d July 2, 2005