mark jacobs

when you fill up goggles with shit and then make a girl wear them

"girl you white why yo eyes brow"
i just put on some mark jacobs

by mykehoe August 19, 2008

The Jackpot

The Jackpot is a sexual move where you shove coins up your ass and have someone move your penis up and down like a lever until you hit "the jackpot" and the coins spit out of your ass.

Me and debbie tried "the jackpot" last night and we both got paid!!

by ghstofdrkness February 1, 2019

jacob's ladder

1)the sex position between 2 guys and a girl. man 1 and the girl get into the 69position while guy # 2 gives it to the girl in the ass.
2)the sex position between 2 guys and a girl where guy #1 lies on his back and bangs girl #1 while guy# 2 bangs her in the ass

gibby is looking fine tonight i cant wait to jacob's ladder her walt said to sean

by C_murph324 August 30, 2006

Jacob

Best boyfriend in the world and is a sweetheart and a gentle person

Jacob is so sweet

by Vloskskais June 5, 2018

Jacob

No one likes Jacobs because you cant trust them:

. they smell like fish
. they steal your pop tops
. they fart in your face
. they sleep with your mothers

Jacobs have no penis, they have vaginas. This is because in reality, they are all a bunch of girls.

"Jacob, why the @%!$ did you sleep you with my mum?

by ApuNahas March 28, 2013

jacob

a emo that wants to kill himself

jacob a person is a gay emo that wants attention and wants to commit succide

by bb123mike1 March 25, 2017

Jacob

Jacob, jacob, jacob. Where do I even begin. So kind, compassionate, funny, thoughtful, and has the most beautiful bluish greenish eyes you are guaranteed to melt when you look at him. Really has a way of making you feel super loved and important. Always there when you need him, knows exactly what to say, and when he holds you, you feel like the rest of the world disappears. You want to spend as much time with him as you possibly can. Aside from being the best friend you will ever have in your life, he's also the best boyfriend in the world. It is very hard not to fall in love with him. Gives the best kisses and really knows how to rev an engine if ya know what I mean. In short, I simply cannot imagine a world without him in it. Consider yourself blessed if you know a Jacob.

I am so in love with Jacob it hurts.

by Liza Malinowski July 31, 2018