Prom Date Lies

When your prom date decides she cant go with you to prom and you make outrageous untrue lies about that person.

Kevin: Mick, Adam, what happened to your prom dates?

Mick: My date died in a murder rape suicide.

Adam: My date is pregnant. I just cant take a pregnant chick to prom.

Kevin: Those sound like Prom Date Lies.

by The Juice 47 May 14, 2009

Dine-and-Dick Date

A type of girl that a guy dates that is easily impressed with expensive dinners and often offers sex out of adoration for the fact that the man has bought such an expensive and impressive meal. Often refers to a girl that has low self-esteem.

I can't wait until Saturday, I have a Dine -and-Dick Date with Sylvia.

by Paul August 24, 2004

Date: October 4th

Date: October 4th
A saying meant to invoke fear in whomever reads it.

John: Hey what’s the weather like?
Mary: Date: October 4th
John: what??
Mary: Date: October 4th
John: Mary what the fuck?!??
Mary: Ḏ̵̨̘̥̲̄a̴̤̞̱̻̩̱̓̽͛t ̝̥͎͂͗͐̀͆́́̋͒͜e̶̙͐̕͠: ̹̘̀̒̅͒̉ ̴̥̱̻͎͍̟̌̇͋͗̍̕͝O̶̡̗̰̰̩̘̦̭͌̍̒͋́̇̚c ̮̻̠͋̋̾̈t̴̠̆̃ͅọ ̝͍͔̟͇̺̩̔̈͑̂̍̄̓̄͝b̶̧̨̛̫̠͕̞̤̈́̈́͒͐̈́̋ę̶̩̹̦̟̜̤̊̄̎͋͛͛͘͝r̴̢͉̈́̓̊͘ ̞̟̎͌͗̑̑̿͜͝4 ̳̬͖͍͛̂͑́̅̒̽͗ͅͅţ̶̢̛͎̭͓͉͔͇̼͌̃̎̀̽͒̃̊͘h ̼̫͙̟̰̐̎̿̂̿̈̅

by that is a gender December 09, 2019

National Date Day

On December 5th, You date your friend for a a week or can go longer.

Hey Dave wanna be my date?
Why?
Because it’s National Date Day!
Oh yeah sure!

by Coacoa Butter Kisses December 05, 2019

Double Blind Date

A dating scenerio in which not only do the participants not know each other, but they are also actually blind.

I wonder how Jackie and Tim will even find each other on their double blind date tonight.

by ZLF February 08, 2009

carbon-dated pussy

Relates to a very unused (or sexually dry) pussy ... so unused that its true age is best determined using the carbon-dating process.

Man! Look at that school marm. You know she has a carbon-dated pussy. Her pussy is probably petrified. She hasn't had sex for who knows how long.

by Word ConnieSewers October 07, 2005

date-rape cola

a fruity alcoholic drink that only exists so light-weights at parties will get drunk and *ahem* accomodating--without realizing how much they've had

Smirnoff Ice, Mikes Hard Lemonade, jungle-juice, and drinks like the grasshopper, are all date-rape cola

by Adam Katz April 04, 2008