Irish father

To leave unannounced and without saying goodbye.

Yo, where did Jack go last night? He totally Irish fathered.

by Room Jew19 February 20, 2011

Irish Institute Of Monterrey

Best school in Mexico, better than any one. Rich people, millionaire students of San Pedro. They make the best bussiness men. Richest school in the world.

He is rich, and millionaire. He might probably studed in the Irish Institute of Monterrey.

by uddef November 11, 2016

Irish Pussy Bomb (IPB)

When you go down on a chick and she puts her feet on her shoulders while grabbing the back of your head/hair for leverage.

Yo, I was with this chick this weekend. I knew I wasn’t gonna see her again so I gave her an Irish Pussy Bomb (IPB). We were both walking funny the next day.

by DaddySaysWoof November 13, 2020

Irish Dracula

The paragon of slow execution. When applied to a person, can imply either physical or mental slowness, or both.

This traffic is moving like an Irisih Dracula.
Sometimes I feel like I'm working with a bunch of Irish Draculas.
We're three hours late, but still faster than an Irish Dracula.

by sunshinedavidlake July 17, 2010

Irish Closing Time

The Act of Finding EVERY Drink in the Bar and Consuming it before A. the bar closes, B.someone throws you out or C. you pass out. This includes stealing other drinks as well.

John ended up in the hospital last night because he stole a mans drink during Irish Closing Time.

by TheIrishman1up May 23, 2010

irish language

Irish language is a pointless language to learn it is never used and a wats of time

I don't know why we learnt this Irish language we never use it pointless

by Top prod 1690 ftp March 01, 2017

Irish Steam Train

An anal devise made out of a potatoe in the shape of a train, smoke-stack and all.

Quinn really rammed that Irish Steam Train in me like a real conductor.

by Jon Craw December 12, 2006