Shall I compare thee to a summer's day?

your hot.

Boy: Shall I compare thee to a summer's day?
Girl: What?
Boy: Your hot.
Girl: Oh ok.

by vllyhottie94 May 15, 2009

i need to B my L on someone's T's

I Need To Blow My Load On Someone's Tits. (From the movie Forgetting Sarah Marshall)

Rory: Hows the Sex Life?
Donnie: I Need To B My L On Someone's T's.
Rory: Me Too...

by Donald Schwartz May 8, 2008

I love the 90's

Spinoff of VH1's hit series, I love the 80's, it consists of semi-celebraties reminissing about the not-so-distant past. Has a very misleading name. Should be called "I thought the 90's were kinda cool when they were happenening but now is the ideal time to make snide remarks about them"

Semi-celebraty: Braveheart is about Mel Gibson painting himself blue, and leading the Scots to victory. Isn't that wacky?

by JakeStar May 4, 2005

i beat my daddy's meat

When a girl beats her boyfriend/husbands dick so he cums

I beat my daddy's meat last night mmmm his di*k so big 😍

by JK_love😍 June 18, 2017

It's My Havarti and I'll Rye If I Want To

A special burger with havarti cheese that comes on rye bread

"Hey Bob, what's the burger of the day?" "It's the It's My Havarti and I'll Rye If I Want To, you should try it!"

by America Lover 🇺🇸 November 20, 2018

f.r.i.e.n.d.s

The best show ever. The one that makes you happy when your sad.

f.r.i.e.n.d.s “man I wish I could watch some f.r.i.e.n.d.s right now”

by Made by Taylor March 4, 2018

i'm not fucking this dog, just holding it's head

Used to describe your non-involvment in anything that you are watching in person. Especially if what you are watching is not something someone should be doing.

Another way of saying "Don't ask me, I just work here" or "I'm just a by stander to this party"

Person A: Why is that guy got his dick hanging over the banister
You: i'm not fucking this dog, just holding it's head.

by WilliamTaylor January 5, 2008