Heathblow

When you welcome someone to London with a filthy, passport-stamping, turbulence-inducing blowjob so aggressive it could knock over a baggage trolley.
Extra points if it happens in the arrivals car park or smells faintly of airplane curry.

“Picked up Priya from Terminal 4, gave her a proper Heathblow before we even hit the M4.”

by HorseCoq August 11, 2025

Heath Bannah

He’s a chill guy that make the best quotes like “Love is natural, not man made”. He’s also got skills in rocket league

“Do what you want over what others what”
You are such a Heath Bannah

by Chill ah chicken August 21, 2025

HenchPuppet

Etymology: From henchman + puppet, reflecting a subordinate agent deployed to execute the will of a superior while concealing autonomy.

Definition: A pseudonymous online persona, operated singly or by multiple individuals, used by an organization or collective to harass, intimidate, or manipulate a target. Unlike ordinary sockpuppets, HenchPuppets function as digital proxies of an organization, executing strategic harm while maintaining plausible deniability for the sponsoring entity.

Characteristics:

Intentional harm: Primary function is targeted harassment, defamation, or psychological manipulation.

Organizational coordination: May be multi-author or systematically guided by a central entity.

Plausible deniability: Designed to conceal the identity of the true orchestrators.

Weaponized messaging: Posts, replies, and content are strategically timed and emotionally manipulative, often reflecting propaganda techniques.

"The whistleblower discovered that many hostile comments on their forum were generated by HenchPuppets—accounts tracing back to the cult's PR division."

by APedant August 31, 2025

Heath

A propper noun for any sex move that causes the female to not be able to walk afterwards.

Omg he gave eme a Heath and I couldn't walk for days my legs were numb. It was awesome.

by Truthseeker1981 September 4, 2025

Hencher

A man or woman that seeks to pleasure themselves an above average amount towards feminine men

I’m a loud and proud hencher

by Kixyik September 14, 2025

Heather Marriage

When you and your love interest can’t get together so you go slaughter your counterpart in different universe to make your love interest in said universe not to suffer because of you in that universe.

“Tick. Tick. Tick. Tock. Tick.”
“Yo dude, you know that guy Heathcliff guy who’s working for me ? Yeah he’s in a Heather Marriage right now so he’s quite busy.”

by Tf2manager July 3, 2025

Heather

Heather is the one girl that comes into your life that has stories about how everyone has wronged her but she's the actual problem. She is the most untrustworthy, pick me, inconsiderate, "innocent" person you'll ever meet. If your friends with her you'll have the joy of being a full time babysitter, and as well as listen to her biggest fantasies. She puts you in the most uncomfortable situations and the most dangerous, she's sweet and shy at first then slowly starts telling you the lore. She seeks attention in every room she goes to but mainly try's to steal any spotlight (or man) put on anyone else ever her friends. Don't ever trust a heather with anyone alone, shell make comments that completely weird you out, and she tried to dance on everyone to ever exist

Bye Heather

by supercoolhatergirl3000 December 2, 2025