Goose

A word used to call "dibs" on a hot girl when spotted with a group of friends. Also, "Moose" is used instead of "Milf".

Person 1: "Goose!"

Person 2: "Nice! She's a cutie"

by TogetherLikeBros August 17, 2011

Drown the Goose

The act of urinating in a rusty bucket over the course of two years for the purpose of dumping over your partner's face during sex once at the moment of climax.

Bro 1: yo broski, last night was so tubular!
Bro 2: yo what happened broseph? Did you drown the goose on that chick you were talking about in the group chat last night?
Bro 1: Hells yeah! Sheila was so pissed! Lolz!
Bro 2: Aw shucks not again

by Goosedrowner82 June 14, 2016

goosed

to have the mic taken out of u. if someone was to impersonate you in a comedic way. to make fun of.

'youve been goosed'
'don't goose me'
'they are goosing him'

by seren black November 4, 2009

Goose

Word referring to one who is acquainted with alcohol in such a way that they are so hammered, they begin to act and sound like the very animal.

*Hammered man dancing on street wielding Grey Goose in one hand and Smirnoff in the other*

Bystander, "Is it just me, or is that man a goose!"

Other bystander, "It appears that he is."

*Loud thump is heard by all in the vicinity*

Other bystander, "Now it appears he is roadkill."

by FlamingDonuthole911 July 7, 2010

goose

Shot from behind.

lol shit fool ima get goosed.

by nick January 24, 2004

Goose

An alternative word of Fart.

The student let out a goose so loud, the teacher had to remove him from class.

"Dude, did you just goose?"

Someone goosed, i can smell it

by Skibbz December 7, 2006

goose

used in the same context and simliar to word moose. Meaning a chick with a face like a welders bench.

yo that girl over theres a goose

by odog February 22, 2007