going pro

a euphemism for masturbating while at work or on the clock. Getting paid while masturbating.

Jesse was bored at the bike shop. It was a slow day. The rest of the mechanics could not find him for a half hour. They suspected he was in the bathroom going pro.

by Leroy777 November 1, 2009

Going Down

Short for "going down to the rock." The process in which one takes a significant other to a fire pit at summer camp to make out, while many other couples are there, and counselors periodically go and shine flashlights on everyone.

George: Hey are you gonna ask anyone down tonight?

Alex: Dude, I'm already going down with Charlotte!

by ueiwrdjksnv September 8, 2013

going anal

usu.used by straight guys,
during sex when a guy decides to,all of a sudden,have anal sex with the chick.The response from the chick can either be good or very bad.

evan:dude last night i did this chick and i was totally like going anal with her!
random dude:......!?

by basementdweller1 July 20, 2008

goin hoggin

Going to the bar's with your buddies, and placeing bet's on who will get the most fat chicks phone numbers. There is also a prize for nastest hog and biggest hog (blue ribbon hog's is the term we use). On the onset of going out you must all decide a friends, number and name, you will all use as your own. (We use mostly the skinnest of the crew; who is not going out with us that night.)

The Jerm won blue ribbons last week for the biggest hog and nastest hog; with one chick! God she almost ate him.
Goonie always gets the bad end of us goin hoggin. They alway's call him the next day.

by The JerkMeister May 17, 2008

Going to the Library

The act of getting together with your dorm buddies to go smoke pot without your RA knowing it.

Room 159: "Hey, I'm going to the library, want to come?"
Room 155: "Sure, just let me grab my books and backpack."

by sacratoy March 2, 2009

Goonya

a very tight, nicely shaved vagina.

Goonya, it's what's for dinner!

Hey man i'm trying to get some Goonya tonight.

by brainismushy January 13, 2010

going to walmart

code phrase for "going to steal shit at walmart". the term "going to walmart" implies shoplifting because that is the purpose of any visit to walmart.

Michael: "i want a rip stick. we are going to walmart..."
Alex: "i was thinking the same thing, im hungry. bring your poofy jacket chris."
Chris: "fuckkk yeahh"

by Awwwrex January 4, 2011