NANTUCKET FUDGE

NANTUCKET FUDGE:

When you are fuking a fat chick from behind and at the same time sticking a harpoon handle up her ass.

THEN after whaling away for a while you pull the handle out, she has explosive diarrhea all over you and you yell out:

“THERE SHE BLOWS LADDIE!!!!”

“I still have shit in my hair after my Nantucket Fudge session last night.”

by MartyKnucks October 10, 2022

dutch fudge roll

the sexual act in which one partner defecates on the others chest and then pulls the bed sheets over their head.

since i gave jackie a dutch fudge roll i can't look her in the eye.

by big shark September 6, 2010

Fudge Top

Champion of his surroundings. A man with a power level exceeding comprehension. Incredible in bed.

It's so hard for me to be cool when I'm standing under the shadow of this fudge top.

by Guzzlerman February 27, 2012

Fudge nuggets

A substitute for the word fuck and something kid friendly

AHH FUDGE NUGGETS I STUBBED MY TOE

by Harper mann March 3, 2022

Fudge-Barreled

The distinctly male sensation of either having to shit or piss so bad that the pressure actually causes an erection.

Jim ate a 14 dollar order from taco bell and then drank a bunch of coffee while sitting in his car on a hot day and got fudge-barreled. He had to shit and piss so bad his dick got hard.

by The truth 123 September 19, 2018

spitting fudge

When you are past turtle heading a massive shit and it's spraying out of your arse.

Damn it I need to get to a toilet asap I'm spitting fudge here

by Matt Damon young April 16, 2017

Fudge fingers

when you finger fuck a girl in the ass and once you fingers are full of shit you insert them into the vagina.

That bitch deserved fudge finger slut.

that bitch deserved the fudge fingers. She’s a slut

by Dick nose boner biscuit October 20, 2017