gold farmer tan

(noun) the lack of pigment in one's skin due to infrequent exposure to sunlight as a result of playing video games. Most applicable during the summer months, a gold farmer's tan is the sign of staying inside on what would be considered a beautiful day. The term is not limited to those of fair complexion as it corresponds more to the actions of those who forego spending time outside for the comfort of the indoors. Origins of the term point back to a farmer's tan in which one's exposure to sunlight is limited to the forearms and neck. The other part comes from gold farming which is the practice of spending inordinate amounts of time in virtual game environments for the purpose of monetary gain. Both terms, when combined, take on a new meaning as a pejorative for the actions of heavy video game users.

The forecast for the next week is all above 90°F, looks like my brother will be working on his gold farmer tan.

by AspiringKnowItAll July 9, 2012

Lady Farmer

One who cultivates women.

Essentially, a player. A lady farmer has women hanging off of him at all times. Every girl in town wants his d.

Alden is such a lady farmer, look at him, surrounded by girls, all wanting the d.

by ALDENISSASSY April 8, 2013

Corey farber

The best person in the world. He is a perfect boy. He does nothing wrong. Hes amazing. He pulls all the girls and never fails. He is an angel sent from heaven above that always pulls out suprises from everywhere.

Dang i wish i was corey farber

by Gayboy motel March 27, 2015

velcro farmer

A chick who doesn't practice grooming in the pubic region.

My wife wanted to get frisky last night but she's a Velcro farmer down there.

by JD&Asso March 24, 2016

pussy farmer

I little bitch who tries to act cool but really is scared. Someone who also attempts to dress "dope", uses slang words that out of date.

Wow! That pussy farmer is wearing fucking chains everywhere.

by JimmyJames22 September 2, 2016

Andy Fraser

A muffin looking, dick eating motherfucker whose face resembles the head of a penis. Bitch will look like his egg-like uncle at the age of 40. Bitch will put a restaurant's plate and silverware in his take-out bag. Bitch will wear shoes w no laces. Bitch will play footy after school every day with his numerous cats. Bitch will go to Chili's after fucking a raw piece of chicken breast. Andys are typically known for transforming into muffins around women. They also eat plain muffins.

Yo Tangent, U an Andy Fraser Dawg!
*Thump*
O fuk, Tangent is dead!

by OmarfromMcdonalds November 4, 2016

founding farmers

A boss resteraunt that you will want to go to everyday(it's Baller)

Have you been to founding farmers yet
Nah
Well you better get yo ass over there

by Baller life January 7, 2017