Rape face

The face a man makes (usually bareing teeth) before sexual penetration.

1. I'm going to show her my rape face.
2. "Every time I see my woman, she sees my rape face!"-(Rape face by Weird Coroner)
See also o face

by Horatio Parmansbi the Third September 25, 2005

Face Diaper

A badge of stupidity where individuals brainwashed by the media puppets to believe that millions of people are dying from the common cold wear a piece of cloth over their nose and mouth, looped around the back of their ears, sometimes even while alone driving in their cars.

These unfortunate individuals fail to realize that breathing in your own exhaust all day is not healthy, but it makes them feel better since they are caught in the grips of a fear-based mind control operation being perpetrated by politicians on the payroll of big pharma.

You will never see me wearing a face diaper, since people doing this appear to be mentally retarded.

by Red Rover M16 January 9, 2022

face spank

The act of smacking one's face with the cock either before or after maybe even during (to add surprise) oral sex. this is also know as a dick slap.

I face spanked my girl while she was giving me head

by Anthony January 4, 2005

Fuzz Face

A guitar distortion pedal dating to the 60's. Synonymous with Jimi Hendrix.

Man, the way Jimi cranked that Fuzz Face fucking blew my mind.

by Tony April 10, 2005

Face Battle

A cooler version of the word "kiss".

Good day, lady, I challenge you to a face battle.

by jacobiswiggy February 8, 2014

face creep

Wasting time you don't have on Facebook stalking people, or reading their walls.

Girl: I'm so upset that Justin has a girflriend, now I have no chance.
Guy: How on earth did you figure that out?
Girl: I was reading his wall conversations with one of his friends, you know, back and forth between their two walls so I could get the full converstaion and his friend congratulated him on having a hot girlfriend.
Guy: You were face creeping at home all alone last night?!?! Maybe you should go out...

by mmmmdawg June 28, 2006

Clown Face

The street name of the most prolific police officer ever to work the drug infested Hough neighborhood in Cleveland, OH. It has been said that just the sight of his police cruiser, 513 and, later 313 and 3B23, would strike fear into the hearts of drug dealers. Often described as fair but heavy handed in the face of disrespect or resistance of arrest. This name was bestowed upon this officer by local street level drug dealers.

"Aww shit! we better get outta here..its Clown Face!"

by Chris the Fist June 10, 2009