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Eric Reskin

A meticulous accountant.

This guy is running deals like most only dream of.

This guy has a spreadsheet for everything. The type of person who knows the average amount of time in milliseconds it takes to brush your teeth, and if he doesn't know he will shortly after being asked and provide the data to back it up.

He's was born with a copy of MS Excel in one hand.

This guy works like he invented the word work.

Nice, charming, intelligent, meticulous, will track anything that can be tracked.
"How do we track this?"

"I dunno, we need an Eric Reskin"

"I started a small business and I have no idea how to handle my books"
"Sounds like you need an Eric Reskin"

"Hey how much money can we make here?"
"I don't know get yourself an Eric Reskin"

"I have a problem prioritizing my tasks"
"You need to pull an Eric Reskin and start a spreadsheet!"

"Man I suck at taxes"
"You need an Eric Reskin in your life"
by Durrick April 6, 2022
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a funny guy who looks very mutch emo, and loves to say stuff out of context. he is questionable
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Makes music that makes me believe that I am white and wealthy, and yet, I am neither one of those things.
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eric paul

The most unselfish man I've ever met, truly gods gift to the world. Always sees the best in everyone n everything, can always fine the good when you think there isnt any. Amazing father, brother, friend, and future husband... Truly the love of my life...
Man girl your such a lucky girl, what do they call a man like that???

Yeah i know, he's an Eric Paul n all mine❤😘
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