eat and beat

similar to the wake-and-shake; the act of masturbating immediately or soon after eating a meal, kind of like dessert

Man am I hungry. I could really go for an eat and beat.

by Poundtowner January 19, 2010

eat it out

to eat out all the food
To consume everything
From the mouth of Triston.

Yo man Imma gone eat out all the pizza in 5 minutes.

by Stephanie December 3, 2004

eating the muffin

Grabbing someones penis and throwing it at a dolphin.

Guy: Hey you wanna be eating the muffin.
Other: I don't know where we would find a dolphin but yeah sure.

by Maxwell the olympian November 3, 2013

eating out

n. to get your ass chewed by one of your parents after getting in trouble

1. Last night my dad ate out my sister because she wasn't at home on time

2. Lindsay, don't ditch school your dad will eat you out

by 17 December 27, 2004

Eat The Rich

Eat The Dick as in the short name for Richard, Like Richard Nixon A.K.A. (Tricky Dick) This means that eat the rich refers to eat the DICK!

Also a Motorhead song (Eat The Rich) that means just this "Eat The Dick"

C'mon baby eat the rich, take a bite out'tha sonofabitch
Hash browns & bacon strips, I like the way that she licks her lips, c'mon baby EAT THE RICH!

by stingraytat2 November 30, 2009

eat meaters

Phrase used to describe people who actually fit into the stereotyped description of deer hunters being generalized as "stupid rednecks."

"I was so proud of all them, and their stories of the love of this sport, and of their husbands and girls and boys who brave the weather for us deer loving 'eat meaters.'"

by m0ze December 18, 2011

eat the eggs

"Eggs" was slang in the 1920s for "rich". The term "eat the rich" has been gaining traction from young millennials and zoomers as a meme. Since the 20s are coming around again as the 2020s, "eat the eggs" seems like the only logical response to rich humans.

An egg: "Taxing the rich is insensitive. People who don't work for their money deserve to starve."

A person: "Looks like it's time to eat the eggs."

by littlemilodog December 15, 2019