JP drunk

Achieving a state of inebriation that almost causes you to lose all of your friends in one night. Symptoms include slurred political tirades, kicking Gillian in the ribs, denying that you're drunk, denying that you're "kind of a bro", yelling "no! no! no! no!" for no apparent reason, and macking on lesbians.

"Yeah, I was JP drunk last night."
"Yeah, you talked about how you wanted to bang Ellen Degeneres and then you kicked a baby in the face."

by G. G. Allin February 13, 2010

god was drunk

the reverse of "god's will" -god passed out somewhere, (heating grate?) barely able to speak

where was god during 9-11? -answer: god was drunk!!

god was drunk when katrina came around!!

by michael foolsley December 27, 2009

ankle drunk

Being intoxicated off of very cheap and nasty alcohol.

Gusano Rojo that is the stiff coal
a real ankle drunk

by cognitonaut August 10, 2006

cum drunk

Actually means a dizzy cunt, one seemingly not in touch with things. Spaced-out, even dim. Relates to post-rocks off condition. Of course, one would have to have observed a woman in that condition to make the connection, probably only a distant possibility for the wankers and rump rangers posting here.

you cum-drunk motherfucker, watch where the fuck yer going!

by Buckwheat April 01, 2005

drunk train

The last train, subway, etc to leave the city after the bars and clubs have closed.

We didn't want to drive drunk so we ended up taking the drunk train home.

by draco677 May 17, 2016

Rate drunk

When you're drunk but not completely out of it.

Dude I'm so rate drunk!

by righteous- August 12, 2011

ethnic drunk

When you get so drunk that you start acting of another ethnicity than your own

White bro 1: Bro, you lookin ethnic drunk.
White bro 2: naw nigga, we chill.

by allthegoodnamesaretake6969 March 18, 2016