cusk

A screwup of suck. Akin to a crusty suckishness beyond all compare.

Man, your car sure does cusk.

by Chronomaster K September 29, 2005

Custie

A Slang Term for a person who attends jamband shows. These people are the bane of the "Scene" and bring nothing positive.

You know that older guy still on tour Zippy, He is such a custie.

by shaun flynn April 16, 2006

custard guts

Derogatory term, usually applied to females, but could also be used to refer to a male.

1. A female who engages in anal sex.

2. A female who swallows after oral sex.

"Look at custard guts over there, she gets around."

by Cyberdelia February 16, 2009

Custard slinger

Cum shot

Get ready for the custard slinger

by Btod January 7, 2014

Chubbie Custard

A synonym for crotch custard.

Ed loves Joe's chubbie custard.

by Hamish McFly October 17, 2006

shufty cush

'Cush' rhymes with 'bush'.
The act of having sex.

'I saw you leaving the bar with that nice jam tart last night. Did you end up getting a bit of shufty cush ?'
A variation is 'shufty zubrick'.

by Bat Chain Puller March 21, 2008

pump custard

masturbating

When I saw her picture on my computer, I dropped trou and started to pump custard.

by Tees September 29, 2013