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Cowboy Unit

Typically used to describe a dirty ol' redneck that aspires to be as monumentally stout as an Absolute Unit. Wears Ariat boots with faded blue jeans. Wears hats as often as possible. Probably to cover his bald spot.
Damn y'all look at Bradley walking down the hall like a Cowboy Unit. That guy is a poser -- he's no Absolute Unit!
by absoluteunit9000 October 15, 2018
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Cowboy's Dinner

The act of furiously jerking off while throwing up into a toilet.
"Just walked in on Matt making a cowboy's dinner."

"I don't know what I drank last night, but I woke up in the bathroom with a Cowboy's Dinner infront of me"
by robohobo_ March 18, 2017
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"Are those shy Eurasian footwear, cowboy chaps, or jolly earthmoving headgear?": a phonetic pangram: a sentence which uses all the phonemes, or phones, of English (rather than alphabetic characters).

phonetic pangram: phonetic pangram: a sentence which uses all the phonemes, or phones, of English (rather than alphabetic characters).

argh: what a pirate says to express annoyance, dismay, embarrassment or frustration.

ARGH those shy Eurasian footwear, cowboy chaps, or jolly eARGHthmoving headgear!: what a pirate says to express annoyance, dismay, embarrassment or frustration about "Are those shy Eurasian footwear, cowboy chaps, or jolly earthmoving headgear?"
"ARGH those shy Eurasian footwear, cowboy chaps, or jolly eARGHthmoving headgear!" - says a pirate
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cowboy

a delicacy composed of bagel, turkey, barbecue sauce, and cheese.
Person 1: I'm gonna go grab a cowboy before the football game, wanna come with?

Person 2: Nah, I had a philly steak and cheeze like 10 minutes ago
by analfriends January 3, 2009
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Cowboy Tears

Male semen, produced by gay white cowboys.
Dude you're pulling so hard you're gonna make me shed some cowboy tears.
by Kocik.XXX February 19, 2022
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mansfield cowboys

a sorry ass football team that losses more than they win... there equipment is older than New Jersey it’s self, there helmets are brought from the 1$ store and there coaches only coach to get away from there wife’s and some of them don’t even know how to coach... the only good part about playing for the mansfield cowboys is after all that hard work watching the appointments score reach the age of your grandparents and sweating from running down that stupid long hill it that you get to take home your jersey in a frame and a 2ft tall trophy.. now if you live in mansfield the only good sport to do is greece up your right hand and go to work #mansfieldcowdoysblow
Dad 1- Hey so i heard your son is playing football.. for what team

Dad 2- Mansfield Cowboys

Dad 1- I’m sorry
by Larry Hurshaw June 26, 2018
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Camera Man Cowboy

Person 1: The Camera Man Cowboy just stole my tickets again

Person 2: That fucking sucjs
by BigPeng26 October 11, 2021
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