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COVID-Dick

Steven Colbert said it best, “Scientists have confirmed that Covid-Dick is real; yes, but he prefers to be called Ron DeSantis
by MamaRiosNJ January 19, 2022
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Covid Birds

When people from blue states move to Florida or Texas to escape lockdowns, thus driving living expenses to record high knowing they will move back once covid is over.
I'm tired of the lockdowns in New York and California so I'll move to the south to get away from it. Let's be Covid birds!
by Miss creative January 21, 2022
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covid rat

a person who has covid and u want to make fun of them bc they don’t wear there mask- an insult
ew get away from me covid rat!!
by chArLoTTtTeEeE January 21, 2022
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Covid

Fuck you covid
by Donutapplesauce November 22, 2022
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Covid Clam

After a 7 day covid isolation period of furious solo masturbation, the Covid Clam emerges from confinement wafting its pungent odor from beneath the confinement of her sweatpants.
"Omg, did you smell Kerry today, she smells like she just came out of isolation today, what a Covid Clam".
"Oh you bitch, you're such a covid clam".
by TheSmellyclam May 13, 2022
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Covid roach

People named owen like roaches when they have covid
Owen has a new fetish of being a covid roach
by Braydendecker May 31, 2022
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covid heater

Knowing somebody has covid but willing to contract the disease to have intercourse.
She tested positive but that isn’t stopping me pulling a covid heater.
by Johnny slang December 16, 2021
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