Columbian Cowtail

The act of putting party drugs under ones foreskin.

I tried the Columbian cowtail ,and now I forgot how to pee

by MaliciousBohab March 10, 2023

Columbus

A city in Ohio with a hyperactive towing crew just lying in wait so they can snatch up your car the moment you break down and impound it so you have to spend extra time retrieving it even though you were just passing through and stopped briefly but now you're stuck for three days and not only need to pay to get your car back from the thieves who are the town, but need to also have your car repaired afterwards.

Hey, man. Whatever you do, do not stop in Columbus.

by The Wild Weston March 18, 2023

Columbine Pose

A name for when somebody did one of the poses featured in the iconic columbine cafeteria picture.

Person1: Why the hell did Person3 do the columbine pose???
Person2: I don't fucking know.
Person3: I didn't know Dylan did that, I'm sorry!

by Zach T. Radass April 14, 2023

columbian Ice cream Sunday

The acts of sticking your penis in ice cream putting sprinkles on it with a cherry on top then your gf/partner enjoying the treat!

gf: i want an ice cream Sunday
bf: i got just the thing
gf:oh yummy
bf: i love columbian ice cream Sundays!

by Pumpkindaddy May 5, 2023

Columbia Poor

When in rural texas you can afford a 6000 sq ft house, a ranch and a 40 acre farm but you live in Columbia M D and cant afford shit. Atleast you can afford a months rent for a 400 sq foot apartment

My family makes 70 thousand a year but we are still Columbia poor

by gummibearandrew2 May 6, 2023

columbusing

The act of columbusing refers to being the first (famous) white person to “discover” something or somewhere that non-white people (and some white people) have known for a while. Popularized in a CollegeHumor skit, it references how Columbus is credited for “discovering” the New World in 1492, although there were already ingenous people on there, and besides, vikings had already reached the Americas centuries before.

Twerking has been around since at least the 90s, but it only entered the public conscious after Miley Cyrus got away with columbusing it.

by the riverside August 11, 2023

Columbian cross stitch

When you wake up to find your penis was embroidered by the discount Columbian hooker you hired.

I knew i shouldn't have trusted that drink she offered i woke up in an ally with an infected Columbian cross stitch of a butterfly .

by Gigglesnshit May 23, 2023