chinese man whore

A boy who has the most personal ads in all of china's newspaper, usually sits by his phone praying and wishing on 11:11 that some small dick sexy voice chinese boy will phone.

"ring"

Hello (in a desperate voice)
Hiya you have chicken ball?
what? (disapointed voice)
Chicken have no ball.
click.

by cousin love April 6, 2003

AP Chinese Club

Another term for math club used because Math clubs often consist primarily of people of Asian descent. This is most likely because the average Asian IQ is 120, while the average Caucasian IQ is 100.

Joe: What clubs are you in this year?
Bob: AP Chinese Club.
Joe: Wow, You must be really good at math.

by A Wonderful Person December 6, 2006

Chinese Finger Trap

This occurs when you're having anal sex with someone and they are suddenly startled. They tighten up and part of their anal tract comes outside into the world on your cock like a sock puppet.

The harder you pull the harder it is to get out of the chinese finger trap

by Stevie Yates September 13, 2009

fifth period chinese

When four or five guys team up on a single girl and sexually harass her until she begins to secretly cut the back of their scrotums until their testicles dangle out of the back of their pants

Hey, you wanna do me on a chinese bed
Not until fifth period chinese

by foooswagga February 9, 2010

Chinese Cock-Trap

A Chinese Cock-Trap is when two males get so intoxicated (the only way this would be fathom able) and decide to play this game. One male inserts half of a Q-Tip in his erected penis then the other male shoves the other half in his erect penis. Then in one motion both males thrust backwards: the male with the Q-Tip remaining in their penis is the declared winner.

Dude, Crist and Matt got into an argument the other night while they were drinking. So they played Chinese Cock-Trap and Matt totally pwned Crist.

by Dawned Upon December 20, 2010

The Chinese Basket Trick

When a man pours Kung pow Chicken in his testicles and then his partner eats it

My girlfriend laquanda was mad at me So did the Chinese Basket trick for her and she was so pleased, she said it was the best salty kung pow chicken she ever had

by Papolia November 6, 2009

Chinese fire drill

a racist term that denotes that something is completely haywire. When one says that something is as "hosed up like a Chinese fire drill" it means that there is a massive confusion going on. The complexities and complications of the Chinese language is probably a factor in the use of this term. Still, it's a racist term to use because it implies that Chinese people don't have their shit together. Besides, if you were to see a REAL fire drill in China it probably would be just as orderly as one held in the West, even with the Chinese language being as difficult as it is. Sometimes the term "Polish fire drill" is used to mean the same thing.

Billy is 16 and taking driver's ed. He pumped the accelerator too forcefully. He killed the engine and needs to wait a minute or two, then start it up again. Sitting next to him is the driving instructor Gerald. Gerald tells Billy that he's got it all fucked up like a Chinese fire drill.

by I Saw U2 Live Twice October 29, 2007