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chainsaw stalk

Noun: In Gears of War multiplayer, an action that involves equipping your Lancer and following an unsuspecting foe's every move for at least fifteen seconds and finally cutting the poor bastard in half once he stops.
ChefDog: (to teammates) Don't kill the drone, he's mine
Ymecca: You're right behind him, whip out the shotty and blow him to bits
Bigguy2: (to ymecca) Shh. He's chainsaw stalkin him. (ChefDog cuts drone in half as he picks up the boomshot
by bobb0913 June 28, 2009
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chainjack

When someone gets their wallet, money, or gold chain stolen. Can also refer to the thief themselves.

A spoof in a film where a character claims to have a big penis, but it ends up being a chode. Can also refer to someone with a small penis or someone small in stature that is smacked around by women
Keep your money away from that dude, he is a chainjack.

That chainjack needs to grow a set and stop being his girlfriends lap dog
by Chuck Spear July 9, 2009
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Chainsaw Demons

A horror-metal band, that is so brutal and bad ass they are considered to be of demonic origins
I would kill for tickets to Chainsaw Demons, I'm dying to see them
by the shithouse poet August 6, 2009
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Chain of Laughter

When your smoking marijuana with all of your friends, and one person starts laughing, causing the other person to laugh, and so on. This usually ends up with all the friends laughing at once like retards until someone realizes that they are all laughing at nothing - then they laugh even harder.
Last night I started the chain of laughter while holding in my hit because I started laughing my ass off because it felt like the THC was tickling my throat.
by danielttt3 September 1, 2009
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Chain lube

Lube that will stay on regardless of how many hoe's you stick your dick in.
" Get me my chain lube so that I can ream all of yous!!!"
by Cyclerider March 26, 2010
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Chainsawgun

"Whoa nice kill with the chainsaw on the the chainsawgun."
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Capin Tub Tubs

That guy that, if the world were fair, would be morbidly obese, but is instead about as thin as dental floss.

His name is derived from what everyone would refer to him as if he wasn't blessed with unprecedented supermetabolism.

His behavior is characterized by, but not limited to, eating an entire gallon of ice cream while sitting on his ass and watching TV; eating 3 bags of Doritos while sitting on his ass and watching TV; drinking several cans of Mountain Dew: Code Red while sitting on his ass and watching TV; being blinded by unwashed hair while sitting on his ass and watching TV; smoking a bowl or two while sitting on his and watching TV; and making fun of fat people while sitting on his ass and playing WoW. Seriously, anyone else would have had several heart attacks, a stroke, and colon cancer by now.

While you go to the gym, eat healthy, and play sports to obtain a good body, a Capin Tub Tubs plays WoW, ingests nothing but saturated fats, trans fats, and high fructose corn syrup, and sits around the house all day and yet manages to weigh even less than you do, despite having the same body frame.

Everyone knows at least one Capin Tub Tubs
Capin Tub Tubs - Dude I just smoked 2 bowls, ate 3 dozen donuts, and downed an entire 2 liter of Coke. I've been doing this shit for years and I haven't gained a pound.

Obese Person - OH GO TO HELL
by VegettoVai December 28, 2010
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