Cheese Itch

When you scratch an itch located in a body crack, crevice or orifice and your fingers acquire a cheesy, odiferous smell.

I had a cheese itch. I need to wash my fingers.

by Eaton Holgoode January 27, 2018

cheese twt

best part of twitter where there are chaotic people who obsess over cheese, toes, and books

cheese twt is coming to end book twt!

by cheesemallow April 26, 2020

Cheese Ball Effect

As you eat cheeseballs they slowly but surely go from a bad chemical taste and evolve into a worthwhile tasty snack after consuming 3-5. AKA something that gets better the more you consume it.

Hey Joe,

This snack has the cheese ball effect.

by Cheese homie February 14, 2023

new cheese

That exclusive shit. The latest fad, or the new thing to hit the streets.

1. Did you hear that new Nas track? Yo that's the new cheese son!
2. Bermuda shorts and wedge heels are the new cheese for the ladies this summer.

by adedeezy 5000 September 8, 2008

Major Census

A true gaming legend who's very rarely seen on the Battlefield. His words inspire soldiers to keep fighting and his quirky comments bring a smile to the faces of even the most stubborn. In reality he's probably Chinese but his team mates know him as only a presence in the cyber world.

He has amazing skills with words

you walk towards Major Census...he says...

"Hello"

You are stunned!!

by SB 4 Life September 16, 2008

ho cheese

See STD.

Used to insinuate someone may or has an STD.

1) I bet she has all kinds of ho cheese.

2) Did you hear he picked up some ho cheese in Mexico?

by o07ben January 17, 2008

Cottage Cheese Catastrophe

The act of nearly freezing you sperm and then running up on an unexpected victim and slap them with it preferably in the face.

Taylor: " Hey so i was at allisons last night and (slap). OOOOOWWWWWWW!!!!!!!! Dude my ears cold and sticky!!!!

Malik: " Hows that for a cottage cheese catastrophe.

by maczofri December 14, 2010