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Canadian Sleeping Bag

When one cannot achieve sleep due to the Artic-like temperatures, and is forced to ask a Canadian friend to spoon them for body heat. As you may know, Canadians are completely unaffected by the cold.
Guy 1: "Dude it's freezing, can you give me a Canadian Sleeping Bag?"

Canadian: "No problem, eh"
by JessOdair August 31, 2011
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Canadian Chastity Belt

Nothing completes a Canadian Tuxedo like a Canadian Chastity Belt.
by canuks rule October 28, 2009
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Canadian Chocolate Cake

A Canadian Chocolate Cake is when a woman takes a shit on a plate then sucks a man off 'till he cums. she then spits it out onto the shit. They each take turns to have a forkfull of the poo until one or both are very sick.
Hey, I had a Canadian Chocolate Cake the other night, I didn't enjoy it that much though.
by jeff93 January 7, 2010
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Canadian Sand Devil

When your reverse cowgirling on a man with Hot Flumunda and he screams "Gonorrhea" while clawing at your hips only to keel over and peel his rich and ripe Gono glands off your coochie
hey i just got with a man on tindr last night. he preformed the "Canadian Sand Devil" and now imma cry
by GreenTheFae May 10, 2022
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Certified Canadian Moment

CCM, or Certified Canadian Moment, is a term where someone, somewhere, does something dealing with snow or maple syrup.
Tabby: I was shoveling some snow
Salt: Now this is a Certified Canadian Moment
by salttheidiot February 1, 2022
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Canadian Snow Cone

When you are in Canada and you grab the snow off the ground and put it on your penis and stick it up a girls ass.
Richard and I went outside and we were getting a little horny so he decided to give me a good old fashion Canadian snow cone.
by Bovascochaville January 11, 2021
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Dirty Canadian Tire

This is when you see a wet dildo in a Canadian Tire store. When you find this it is also known as SCP-69420. A place for gay people to go when they are horny.

Defined also when a Canadian Tire becomes a sex shop for toys and other items.
by higogogaga April 5, 2023
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