Theatre Balls

Painfully swollen testicles. A condition contracted when banging your way through the theatre department in high school or college caused by rough and exploratory sex. AKA....Longmire LugNutz

Hey Bryan, let's go play pickleball. No way, I got a bad case of Theatre Balls. I can barely fit my junk in my shorts and I can barely walk.

by Dispenser June 8, 2019

crystal balling

Predicting the future or imagining in a fortune-telling manner as one does with a crystal ball. Actual crystal ball typically used when crystal balling

Made popular in song Black Magic by Little Mix

Crystal balling, just to help him see what he’s been missing.

by Fcukboi January 8, 2020

Master ball

The magical one-time item you waste on a useless pokemon because you’re an idiot

Person 1-Oh fuck... NO GODDAMN WHY?

Person 2-dude, are you okay
Person 1- FUCK’S SAKE WHY?! I just used my master ball a fucking zigzagoon!

Person 2-oof

by Ijistmasterballedauselessbird April 4, 2020

Ball net

The net inside a bathing suit that contains your balls

Man, I wana go swimming but my bathing suit doesnt have a ball net, and I'm not trying to hang brain at the party.

by Muchoconsado February 22, 2020

Trench balls

Sweat that pools in your underwear under your balls subsequently causing your balls to wrinkle and then dry out and crack.

Aw man this heat is causing massive trench balls.

by Crowso May 15, 2020

Ball Kiss

When you and a male friend (no eye contact no homo remember boys) gently shmush testes as a sign of affection.Common greeting for Japanese and north Korean business men (occasionally found in parts of Canada).

Person 1:"You know Dave when I first met you I wasn't too sure if you were a ball kiss kinda guy or a handshake person."
Person 2:"Yeah i'm very fond of the smushing of the testes you know next time just pull my trousers down for me even."

by Kieran Clover August 13, 2020

Aiden Ball

A giraffe. no he's not tall he's skinny and got a long ass neck

Oh no its Aiden Ball

by AIDEN SUCKS September 23, 2020