similar to awkward turtle, though much more sly and less cliche. motion is moving hands in an oar motion. the coolest awkward sign around
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consisting of: awkward chocolate, awkward caramel, awkward nuts, and to top it all off, AWKWARD SALT,the king of awkwardness.
Shaniqua: "man, did you taste that salty awkward turtle?"
Bonfufu: "Nah, I was too busy workin' that pole."
Bonfufu: "Nah, I was too busy workin' that pole."
by Bonfufu&Shaniqua INC. December 30, 2008
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Get the socially awkward mug.a professor who either has turrets syndrome, habitually makes bad jokes, won't let you listen to music during exams, is obsessed with his Seattle tea, thinks that pain is a good method of instruction, or all of the above.
by massman3 March 2, 2009
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Katy had the opportunity to spoon with Will, however he had a raging boner! being completely creeped out, she proceeded to awkward forking.
by hoosierwannabe August 30, 2010
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Sally could only look on in horror as Austin stumbled and bumbled over compliment and innuendo alike. No! She did not care that she reminded him of his night elf twink. No! She knew what Austin meant by having a cream-filled sausage feast.
...Yes deep down, Sally knew that something mysterious, something... awkward was afoot.
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...Yes deep down, Sally knew that something mysterious, something... awkward was afoot.
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by Ry'Hara January 2, 2009
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