Trick Asshole

When you pay for a hooker and he is somewhat convincing and or you're drunk/high and can't tell that you're not in a vagina.

Yeah, Steve's even getting fucked by straight dudes with that trick asshole.

by Lil2'high May 9, 2023

asshole complex

A moment (usually during a survey or social experiment) when someone just bull shits an answer or when someone is an asshole in general ( basically saying being an asshole is a mental disability which is obviously not okay)

"

This guy just fucking cut me off damn it asshole complex"

by Certified in life February 3, 2019

Urban Assholes

People on urban dictionary who put definitions for their friends' names in order to get attention from them

Many people on urban dictionary are Urban Assholes

by Friendly Neighborhood Mosquito August 23, 2016

Retractable Asshole

When someone tries to insult you, gets caught, then tries to play it off as if they were trying to laugh with you instead of at you.

Julie: "Hey, my pants just ripped, help me cover it please..."

Matt: "Hey, everyone, Julie's pants just ripped, you can see her bare ass!!"

Julie: "Why you gotta be a douchewad and broadcast it to everyone!?"

Matt: "Calm down, I was just joking.."

Julie: "Nice, you want to play Retractable Asshole card. Cool Talent, bro."

by Graphitestreak October 5, 2021

narcastic asshole

Being all about yourself, while at the same time being an asshole.

“ God Johnny, your such an asshole! Why does everything have to be about you?!?you narcastic asshole!”

by Zig zags April 23, 2018

Living Asshole

The worst teacher in a certain subject at school.

Yo dude Mrs. Denny is the living asshole of the Spanish department.

by OG Hamslammer November 4, 2010

asshole magnet.

A person who possible suffer trauma and before they can recover is vampired on by winged monkeys for the puppet master asshole who then sends his cousin and cousins of evil to victimize feed off a blessed person to make them w whore or take them in control. someone who is unable heal by means of evil to be hit on by assholese who are need of someone out of thier leuge and damage as means for said asshole to not fix themself and abuse others.. for means and ways.. shes a sad and unwilling asshole magnet now.

The guy at the place trying to get into someone else space and mind fuck them is a complet edick whip. that girls trauma has made her a complete asshole magnet all over again. she is an asshole magnet.

by assole magnet November 23, 2020