One day, a Christian extremist fundie lady made the mistake of preaching to a group of students, and threatening them with hell. One of the students had enough of her non-sense and decided to do something quite strange and unpredictable. He approached her and shouted "You ain't got no pancake mix!" and other variations of the phrase repeatedly. Every time she opened her mouth, he would interrupt her, similar to Kanye West.
The reason for him deciding to say that is unknown. One can assume that he simply chose the phrase at random. Whatever the reason for him saying it, he managed to upset the lady. Lulz ensued.
The reason for him deciding to say that is unknown. One can assume that he simply chose the phrase at random. Whatever the reason for him saying it, he managed to upset the lady. Lulz ensued.
Fundie lady: Repent or you'll go to hell. Jesus cries when you fap. Blahblahblahblah...
Kid: You ain't got no pancake mix!
Fundie lady: In the Bib-....
Kid: THERE AIN'T NO PANCAKE MIX IN THERE!!!!1
Fundie Lady: Stop shouti-...
Kid: YOU'RE DECEIVING THESE PEOPLE!!1 THERE AIN'T NO PANCAKE MIX IN THERE!!1
etc. etc...
Kid: You ain't got no pancake mix!
Fundie lady: In the Bib-....
Kid: THERE AIN'T NO PANCAKE MIX IN THERE!!!!1
Fundie Lady: Stop shouti-...
Kid: YOU'RE DECEIVING THESE PEOPLE!!1 THERE AIN'T NO PANCAKE MIX IN THERE!!1
etc. etc...
by Mrs. Dr. Professor Fancypants June 23, 2010
The Australian Aboriginal Pancake Helicopter Woodchipper is when you lie in the middle of the Australian desert with a naked Aboriginal man with a meth addiction on top of you and have him spin his dick around inside your anus like a helicopter as he chants and plays the didgeridoo. Then you are to squat in a sumo stance and scream out "TIMBERRR!" as you fart out all the contents from your shart drain. This is best done at 8am as it minimises dehydration for the woodchipping process.
Oi Dylan mate, just got me some sheila and did a fat pancake on her. She blasted so much at my face I look like Andrew with how many freckles I got!
Mate, we should call it the Australian Aboriginal Pancake Helicopter Woodchipper!
Mate, we should call it the Australian Aboriginal Pancake Helicopter Woodchipper!
by trickysamurai March 15, 2019
by Hellar May 14, 2008
1: A way to get somebody your annoyed at to stop talking.
2: A way to let somebody know that they ain't got no pancake mix left, and should probably go to the store.
2: A way to let somebody know that they ain't got no pancake mix left, and should probably go to the store.
by wehttam16 February 02, 2011
Meant to be used to throw someone off. If there's a serious argument, say that, and you'll win just by pure awesomeness. Occasionally the word "Bitch" can be thrown at the end of it.
It was coined by RayWilliamJohnson on YouTube.
It was coined by RayWilliamJohnson on YouTube.
Person 1: "Personally, I believe that god is going to smite every last one of the sinners--"
Person 2: "YOU AIN'T GOT NO PANCAKE MIX!"
Person 1: "..."
Person 2: "YOU AIN'T GOT NO PANCAKE MIX!"
Person 1: "..."
by epic-win-fail June 25, 2010
we're not making pancakes here refers to when an audacious operation has gone awry, comes from the time frazer ryan and sam actually made pancakes in frazers kitchen. nay sayers would say 'we're not pancakes here' but we infact did
pancakes is also the name of the pesky polar bear on sams boxers see theres a polar bear on my boxers
pancakes is also the name of the pesky polar bear on sams boxers see theres a polar bear on my boxers
"we're not making pancakes here" quite literally means we were not making pancakes, or that we are
Ryan: "it's 3am lets go sleep in my car" *as we drag our duvets etc out to the car*
Sam: "look, we're not making pancakes here"
Ryan: "it's 3am lets go sleep in my car" *as we drag our duvets etc out to the car*
Sam: "look, we're not making pancakes here"
by Frazer Newport April 24, 2007
A phrase used to show dissatisfaction or discontent with someone or something. It was made famous by the comedian Zach Galifianakis and its commonly seen in YouTube video posts.
Did you get the food for the party?" "No, why should I be the one to do it?" "You didn't?! You ain't got no pancake mix!
by studmuffin4567 June 25, 2010