wild goose chase

A frenzied headlong pursuit of someone wif a cute behind dat you wish to pinch.

Dorothy Zbornak's Uncle Angelo speaks of his "being a butt man" and loving da smooth rounded derriere of da hot-bodied waitress whom he later took as his wife, but he also states dat he merely asked said "hot looker" for her hand in marriage; there is no mention of his having to engage in a wild goose chase to catch her so dat he could delightedly squeeze her luscious and sumptuous tushie.

by QuacksO March 22, 2023

Silly Goose

You're a fucking Re****

Jack: "He threw water on a grease fire"
Spencer: "What a silly goose"

by Guysom January 20, 2023

ghost goosed

When you feel your but touch something or someone then turn around and nothing or nobody is there.

I turned around and realized I was ghost goosed.

by Mattix51 January 31, 2023

ghost goosed

When you feel your butt being touched and turn around and nothing or nobody is there.

I turned around and realized I was ghost goosed.

by Mattix51 January 31, 2023

Slippery Goose

A local legend

What’s happening, Slippery Goose?

by gint is a gc February 1, 2023

canoodling goose

A slang term for your other half. Someone whom you'd like to canoodle with

You're my canoodling goose

by Canoodling goose February 3, 2023

Silly lil goose

When an individual is unable to be vulnerable enough to even accept complements. And counter acts any sweet gestures with nasty remarks or disses.

I tried to tell her that she was looking gorgeous today, but she was being a silly lil goose about it.

by YungHoodPope December 28, 2023