monkey arse

When your bumhole is bright red and very sore/lacerated from excessive bouts of wiping.

Oh blimey, I wish I hadn’t had that vindaloo. I’ve got a terrible case of monkey arse.

Believed to have been forst coined by Ed Elliot in a Wetherspoons in Exeter. ‘I can’t eat that. I’ve got a terrible case of monkey arse.’

by SwissMinty December 27, 2024

Warm arse on the lap

Irish term. Another term for spooning.

Couldn’t get out of the bed this morning. There was a warm arse on the lap

by Golden V January 4, 2025

as rough as a badger’s arse

Used when describing the feeling the morning after a night of heavy drinking.

“I’m so hungover! I feel as rough as a badger’s arse!”

by AwesomeGuy898 June 15, 2025

Arse

A very vulgar/ vulgar of describing someone's bottom or butt

Also can express an unpleasant person or a compatible person

Arse

by Hiyalolasr January 23, 2025

Tit arseing

When your child is messing around they're tit arsing.

Stop tit arseing

by Tit arseing February 19, 2025

screaming out me arse

grandiose phrase for farting

anon: screaming out me arse

anon2: can i sniff it?

by randytaylor69 May 25, 2023

rutty arse

rutty arse a hot girl thats had more cock end then weekend ,that everyones had a turn of !!!!!

look at that girl shes a right rutty arse. i seen her with steve then james then paul then mark allin the same day

by Greased34monkey June 3, 2024