meat alternatives

Even far less healthy than eating real meat, because of all the artificial chemicals and preservatives and colorings and flavorings and storage conditions.

The soy shit that's promoted by VegetariaNAZIs.

by AYB May 4, 2003

meat alternatives

Genetically engineered foods, such as Kangaroo eggs, and fish-wings. All this and more can be found at KFC.

Hagged Science-Type-Person: To keep healthy, be sure to have a balanced diet, plentiful with meat... and, meat alternatives.
Crowd: BOOOOO!

by Bastardized Bottomburp May 3, 2003

after the excrement hit the air-conditioning

A phrase used to signal when some inevitable bad thing has happened.
Everyone involved usually gets punished or ill effects.
A different version of "when the shit hits the fan"

Phil called the bouncer an idiot. After the excrement hit the air-conditioning and now Phil and all his mates are banned from the club

by TaintedDeity May 14, 2008

After The Flash: Wintertide

crap

I've just played some random ass game.. it was so crap Oh you mean After the flash: Wintertide?

by TwistXL September 6, 2022

morning-after french toast

When you can't make pancakes and you're all out of waffles...

Dave: Shit, shit, shit! I should have worn a condom last night. I doubt that hoe was on the pill.
Graham: Dude, why didn't you make her some morning-after pancakes?
Dave: Do I look like Gordon fucking Ramsay?
Graham: Did you have any waffles?
Dave: Fuck no!
Graham: Morning-after french toast? All you have to do is crush up the morning after pill in to some nice jam, spread it on and she'll never know.
Dave: Hindsight is a wonderful thing.

by Meathook Mike June 16, 2014

Afterglow

A hangover that is worth it because the previous night was so awesome.

Friend 1: Duude, why are you so happy? Don't you have a hangover from last night?

Friend 2: Nah, I've got an afterglow from dancing so hard and meeting my dream girl.

by Jcloud October 9, 2018

Penn State After Burner

When, while giving a "Hot Carl", you must proceed to urinate in the occupants mouth.

While during sex, i forced stacy to give me a Penn State After Burner

by JRonca December 14, 2004