Destroy Dick December is now at an end, but Jerk off January is here. Instead od beating your meat gradually until you reach the end, you slowly decrease the number of times you beat your meat a day.
"You ready for Jerk off January?"
"My dick still hurts from Destroy dick December but yes, I can't wait!"
"My dick still hurts from Destroy dick December but yes, I can't wait!"
by Domingo_lluevioso287 November 5, 2020
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by BigDickMcGoo January 26, 2019
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Dude I jerked off and got jizz all over my stomach so I had to do the jerk off shuffle to get to the bathroom and clean up
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