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Jerk off January

Destroy Dick December is now at an end, but Jerk off January is here. Instead od beating your meat gradually until you reach the end, you slowly decrease the number of times you beat your meat a day.
"You ready for Jerk off January?"

"My dick still hurts from Destroy dick December but yes, I can't wait!"
by Domingo_lluevioso287 November 5, 2020
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Game of Thrones Jerk

The Game of Thrones Jerk. The phenomena where after watching game of thrones you inherently have the need to beat your meat.
Bro last night after I binge watched my favorite show I hit the meanest game of thrones jerk.
by Jumbodong1423 April 8, 2019
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Stare n Jerk

When someone gives you a hard handjob while looking at you dead in the eye or stareing at you the whole time during the handjob.
Dude she stare n jerked me all night.
That Sucks.
by Wak sh0tz March 3, 2011
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Post Jerk Depression

That feeling of dread and awfulness, when you realize that beating your meat isn't making you happy and you think back about all of your mistakes that lead you to having a twitchy dick in your hand, after busting a nut
My Post Jerk Depression kicked in and I'm ready to die man
by BigDickMcGoo January 26, 2019
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Jerk du Soleil

While Karen is usually upset when she catches Jerry in the act, finding him upside down with one leg on the dresser and one leg atop the canopy bed whilst gripping and ripping, she could only admire his formidable Jerk du Soleil act.
by fatmexxx June 10, 2018
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Twerkle Jerk Shots

Similar to twerkle jerking, but when a group of guys begins circle jerk. A man or woman gets in the middle of the circle. The perso in the middle twerks with their mouth open. The first person to shoot the cum in the middle persons mouth wins. The others then have to lick the cum off of the middle person. Once the middle person is clean the twerkle jerk shots have ended.
Yo jeff how was your twerkle jerk shots party at 7 PM on Suday?
by PeterThePloppingPiper February 25, 2015
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Jerk Off Shuffle

1. The awkward way you walk when you have semen dripping down your body after jerking off on the way to the tissue box

2. The lightning fast run performed when you're jerking off and you hear the garage door open
Dude I jerked off and got jizz all over my stomach so I had to do the jerk off shuffle to get to the bathroom and clean up
by Dj Pj August 9, 2016
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