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Jason

The buffest guy alive. Better than Faker at League, except on Wukong because of the trash laning phase.
Jason? Ohh, he's buff.
by jasonnitrofan26 January 23, 2021
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Jason Jing

A murderer who uses woodchips to kill people
Jason Jing stabbed me with a wood chip
by UnkyirishDefault November 29, 2018
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Jason

Hes a fake lil bitch with no friends lol. hes ugly af and is kinda a bitch
by iphone 911 May 31, 2019
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Jason

7-inch shlong
Mad separation issues
"Good at basketball"
Says "That's Game" whenever he does something minor
Has a hot layup form tho
Has had at least one girlfriend
Looks like a traffic cone with weird hair
And finally, an over 200 day snapchat streak with himself
Damn, thats a real Jason over there.
by notmyrealaccount July 24, 2017
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Jason

i love him so much :(

even tho he be mean
hes very pretty
by tits4dayz October 5, 2021
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Jason luttrell

A nu metal singer who was more gangsta then todays rappers besides Eminem, Kendrick, and snoop dogg, born on 2/8/1978 and died on 8/10/2018, his lyrics where very gangster rap for him being in the nu metal genre but this was only in the introduction to mayhem era (2000-early 2001) in his band primer 55 only to be replaced by Bobby burns twice and Donald polinske jr (the drp) once
Rip to my homie Jason luttrell ⚜️family for life⚜️
by Nascarfan2007 September 18, 2022
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Jason Kaplan

Soft, like room temperature butter. Is definitely not good at gentleman bets. Very Fragile... Sucks at Thursday night dishes. Plays instruments decently well, but Mel sounds so much better!!!!!!
(1) Don't be a Jason Kaplan out on the field, we need you at the end of the season.
(2) You are acting like a Jason Kaplan, man up!!!!!!!
(3) The band sounded great tonight, but you were outshined like your name is Jason Kaplan or something!!!!
(4) If you ever want to see your friends you better listen to Nae Nae on Thursday nights, don't pull a Jason Kaplan!!!!!
(5) If you make a gentleman bet you should pay up, im sick of this Jason Kaplan Crap!!!!
by MING DYNASTY October 22, 2019
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