JP drunk

Achieving a state of inebriation that almost causes you to lose all of your friends in one night. Symptoms include slurred political tirades, kicking Gillian in the ribs, denying that you're drunk, denying that you're "kind of a bro", yelling "no! no! no! no!" for no apparent reason, and macking on lesbians.

"Yeah, I was JP drunk last night."
"Yeah, you talked about how you wanted to bang Ellen Degeneres and then you kicked a baby in the face."

by G. G. Allin February 12, 2010

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Banana Drunk

Getting so drunk that you pass out on the way to and at every party you go to. Clues that you have been banana drunk include stained torn clothing filled with sand, waking up in a banana costume with an empty syrup bottle on your head, and having your friends explain what happened the previous night.

Well, we must have got banana drunk last night.

by the original banana September 30, 2010

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beer drunk

the level of drunk halfway between slurred speech and stumbling, usually caused by many games of beirut.

"Oh man i'm so...beer...drunk." "Yes. I too am beer drunk"

by spunkmunkey April 22, 2006

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cum drunk

Actually means a dizzy cunt, one seemingly not in touch with things. Spaced-out, even dim. Relates to post-rocks off condition. Of course, one would have to have observed a woman in that condition to make the connection, probably only a distant possibility for the wankers and rump rangers posting here.

you cum-drunk motherfucker, watch where the fuck yer going!

by Buckwheat April 1, 2005

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