Cooked

When someone is way way beyond fucked up.

Look at that victim, he's fucking cooked!

by Diamond princess July 13, 2022

Keegan Cooked

The act of asking to have your makeup done by your girlfriend and then proceeding to sit in a cuck chair like an absolute cuck as she photographs it and shows a whole group of people who will absolutely bully you.

Oh my, no way he is keegan cooked. What a CUCK!

by CheeseduBudoo June 9, 2025

Cooked

when you don't study for a math test you are cooked, meaning it's going to be bad

guy 1: yo man i might be cooked in this math test

guy: 2 we both cooked man

by 29alex06 April 2, 2024

Cooked

Used when an individual is in major trouble.

"Finished."

Mother found out about my failed grade; I'm cooked!

by Nightcharybdis December 24, 2022

DJ Cook

A popular “””exposing””” YouTuber with 2 million subscribers that is also YouTube’s biggest troll feeder. He has ran out of ideas on his main channel as he hasn’t uploaded on there in a year and is currently uploading on his god awful DJLovesTurbo channel. Here, he,
Talks about literal nobodies that aren’t even genuinely bad people
Points out the obvious
Makes second videos on people he has talked about 1 or 2 years prior.

DJ Cook needs to quit.

by Dom Vincent October 18, 2025

Cooked

When you smoke so much weed you are brain dead

“Donk you cooked bro stop smoking you slur your words even when sober”

by Weedmeme June 3, 2018

cooked

To get cooked is to get destroyed or humiliated, to be embarassed by someone else being so much better than you.

He got cooked

by tittimandra June 2, 2023