My Brian

A misspelling of "My brain". Typically used in shitty kahoots that you play with your friends in 6th fucking grade.

Do you want to play my brian kahoot?

by FAUBCOK December 11, 2024

Brian

A cool dude that will always be ur friend

Brian is a beast at c-ops

by Markiscool53728 December 10, 2018

Brian

A sensitive boy who likes watching movies in the dark. Gets angry at games and gets very upset sometimes.

Boy: yo do u wanna watch a movie

Brian: cool but it’s got to be in the dark
Boy: okkk then

by Yoyotitoturieud December 21, 2019

Brian Etzel

Smartest Guy in the World

Josh Harrison thinks he smart but has he met Brian Etzel? Oh my wasn't he #2 in Mechanical Engineering at Penn State? Yes he was. He must be so smart

by Brain Pretzel September 17, 2020

brian simkins

the most retarded kid you have ever met. definitely has a 1 centimeter penis and no girls. and btw, that 1 centimeter is his height as well. don’t recommend being friends with a brian

jesus christ, you pulled a brian simkins

by 1 millimeter defeater July 29, 2022

two bucket Brian

when someone takes an excessive amount of something

Look at how much popcorn Jay has. He is acting like a two bucket Brian.

by Csine January 18, 2008