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Wog Shower

The act of spraying large amounts of deodorant and cologne instead of showering
Person 1: Do you need to take a rinse before we head out to the club tonight?
Person 2: Nah, I'll just take a wog shower
by albanianlebron October 21, 2022
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Shower Water

Takes approximately 3807286467968468765378645379926537297635288787 picoseconds to get warm. If it took 1 second AXE deodorant wouldn't be intoxicating harmless middle schoolers.
-Bruh I can smell that deodorant
-Yeah Shower Water took to long to heat and I fell asleep in the bathroom before it got warm.
-EWW GET AWAY FROM ME!!
by Heating Shower Water... October 7, 2019
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Presidential Shower

Synonym of Golden Shower.
(n.) The act of urinating on another person, usually for sexual gratification, or as a way of humiliation. More common than a Golden bath, where, during anal sex, one partner urinates into the colon of the other.

(n). When President Trump uses official procedure to arbitrarily delay government processes in order to give the illusion of instituting new policy. Similar to rebranding
Trump's first 100 days were just a presidential shower.

Last night, I gave my girlfriend the presidential shower.
by Aschylus January 28, 2017
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Krusty shower

Peeing in someone's butt and have them shit it back on you.
Chas pissed in hillary's butt in return she gave him a krusty shower.
by 3rdLunchbox October 12, 2016
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Shower Raptor

When you give a man head but don’t swallow yet, wait for him to get in the shower and spit his load on his back while making raptor sounds.

If he responds with “Clever Girl” it’s the equivalent to a marriage proposal - marry that man immediately.
“Things are getting pretty serious, I think I’m going to Shower Raptor him this weekend
by LadyPuddles94 May 8, 2019
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shower buddy

Hurry up shower buddy I’m taking a shower
by Loser1010 May 17, 2018
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Pocket shower

Zoe: "can I have some of your pocket shower, I'm feeling hot".
Lexie: "no bitch get yo own pocket shower!"
by Lavagirl45 May 25, 2017
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