Yeard

A measurement of time, specifically the time it takes to grow several long beards.

"it took Gerald at least ten yeards to cultivate his impressive orangery"

by Heirogliph August 18, 2009

Yeard

another word for yes

Hey did you see that new movie?
Yeard

by Freemansap October 31, 2017

Yean

An extremely attractive male , rich and a huge dong.
Everyone is normally jealous of Yean.
All the girls want Yean.
The pinnacle of being a man.

Man I wish I was Yean! Looking how good looking he is!

by Jsgib June 20, 2018

yearbooking

v: the process of creating a yearbook or any of its pages

OMFG Allison, you suck at yearbooking.

by AntiC_666 February 8, 2005

Ten-Year-Old Man

A male in their early twenties to late thirties who is thus technically an adult but has the mentality of a ten-year-old boy. Rather than being a productive member of society, i.e. seeking employment and paying taxes, he chooses to live with his parents, sit on his ass, play video games, and talk shit on the internet. He thinks people who slave away at jobs they hate all day are fools, but, in fact, when his parents either die or kick his sorry ass into the street and he realizes he has the survival skills of a disfigured newborn baby bird, he'll see the joke is on him.

Also known as a 30-Year-Old Boy.

Productive member of society: Why don't you grow up and move out of your parents' house?
Ten-Year-Old Man: Because I don't have to and I know how good I have it. You shouldn't have moved out, dummy-head!
Productive member of society: Right, enjoy having to be quiet after 10pm and asking for gas money to drive to the mall and drool over girls who are by now half your age.

Ten-Year-Old Man: I don't know what my problem is with girls.
Productive member of society: Gee, let me think, oh maybe it's because you're a 25-year-old man who still lives at home.
Ten-Year-Old Man: What's wrong with that? I save money that way.
Productive member of society: Girls want someone who can actually provide for himself, not someone who's too scared to leave the nest. Also, if the opportunity to have sex DID present itself, they don't want to have it on your parents' couch.

Ten-Year-Old Man: How do you do dishes?
Productive member of society: What do you mean, don't you do dishes at home?
Ten-Year-Old Man: No, my mom does them.
Productive member of society: Your mom? Aren't you like 30 years old? No wonder nobody likes you.
Ten-Year-Old Man: Oh yeah, log on to World of Warcraft and say that shit!
Productive member of society: Whatever, loser.

by MastaRoe March 21, 2011

yeark

sound that an imaginary bird makes

Bird: YEARK!
Person: Look at that rare bird!

by beshoup March 26, 2005

Yearp

Supposedly means "yep"

The most annoying word ever used in a conversation involving people! whoever uses it should get attacked by steroid monkeys!

literally makes me feel sick!

Jessica : im so sick

Jeremy: Yearp
Jessica: URGH FRIGGIN HATE THAT WORD , SENDING YOU TO MY STEROID MONKEY FARM!

by TheDonJess June 16, 2011