meat scissors

Also known as dick scissors, this instrument is used to sever the penis from the body.

"Watch it asshole, I've got me some meat scissors"

by J.P. Morton October 1, 2006

meat sauce

an excuse, typically one made up by someone who doesn't want people to come over to his or her house.

(over the phone)

Pablo: Hey man, mind if we come over?

Russ: Nah, I'm eating dinner with my parents. (aside) Hey mom, could you pass the meat sauce?

Pablo: We know you're alone, there are no cars in the driveway.

by Gespacho March 7, 2010

Meat Fountain

When an army of fourth graders take a poop in your front lawn.

Angry Person: Holy s***!?! Those fourth graders just meat fountained my lawn!!

by dinotacular January 9, 2009

light meat

Often a symptom of latino males, a very small penis

"My light meat's just not enough for her"

"Naw dog my meat is HEAVY...it elongates

by X.E.C. May 2, 2008

meat flute

Slang for a guys penis

Hey remember Steven, that gay guy? Word has it he loves to wail on his boyfriends meat flute

by Whipshock August 9, 2003

ANAL MEAT

the meat on an ass also known as booty meat from the amazing song by soulja boy

hey biatch, show me some anal meat

by GEORGE IS GAY February 6, 2008

meat waffle

a road-killed animal with tyre tread patterns impressed into its flesh : Fluffy's adventure in jaywalking immediately rendered her a meat waffle by a late-model Saab with new Goodyear Aqua-Treads.

Fluffy's adventure in jaywalking immediately rendered her a meat waffle by a late-model Saab with new Goodyear Aqua-Treads.

by Loopy Garou September 19, 2005